Taco Tuesday – Hidden Meaning?

by | Oct 7, 2019 | Sploshing

I’ve always thought the use of the eggplant emoji to represent the penis was a cute little act of wishful thinking – as in, both men and women both dream of having a big fat cock between their legs. But I recently googled up what emoji represents the...

Sexifying National Potato Day (Monday)

by | Aug 15, 2019 | Humiliation, Sploshing

Have pity for the underrated potato. It’s dull, dowdy and dirty in its unadulterated state. Diets lump it in with other white carbs even though it has tons of nutritional value. People mostly want to turn it into little sticks and deep fry them. And while ice...