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Serve Me Naked

I’ve been served by naked men before, and I will be again when I happen upon the right kind of sub. No, I’m not “taking applications” here, lol, so don’t get all hopeful. I’m just letting you know that when you call for a little...

Sexifying National Potato Day (Monday)

Have pity for the underrated potato. It’s dull, dowdy and dirty in its unadulterated state. Diets lump it in with other white carbs even though it has tons of nutritional value. People mostly want to turn it into little sticks and deep fry them. And while ice...

Do You Have A Dollar Dick?

A dollar bill is a hair over 6 inches. That happens to be the size of the average dick. Guess which one I have more use for. I’m often asked if I’m a size queen. Well, I prefer to think of it as having standards that don’t include...

Corner Time for Naughties

Some punishments from bygone school days should never die, and Corner Time is one of my favorites! It has so much going for it as a form of erotic punishment – it’s humiliating, it’s uncomfortable, it’s meditative, and it’s a (necessary)...

Pinch Your Bitch Titties

Yesterday, I told a sissy to pinch her little bitch titties for me, and she just about creamed her panties. Apparently “bitch titties” really pushed her buttons and she’d never heard her nipples referred to that way before, and she’s been...