CFNM With The Handyman

CFNM With The Handyman

I know you’re all familiar with the porn scenes involved a Hot Horny Housewife and the Handyman…mm, perhaps I assume too much since that’s vanilla porn. And if you’re reading this blog, you are not vanilla! Anyway, you get the idea – he...
Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions

Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions

I’m reminded of this joke that goes “Why are men so bad at parallel parking?” Because they’ve utterly convinced themselves that this ” ======================== ” is six inches. Well now we’re all expected to be experts at...