Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions

Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions

I’m reminded of this joke that goes “Why are men so bad at parallel parking?” Because they’ve utterly convinced themselves that this ” ======================== ” is six inches. Well now we’re all expected to be experts at...
Pillow Humping Humiliation Sluts

Pillow Humping Humiliation Sluts

You’d be hard-pressed to find a single mistress out there who doesn’t enjoy watching a good humiliation slut hump a pillow. I’m not sure there is anything more ridiculous to watch than a hairy ass thrusting away uselessly at a pile of pillows while...
SPH for the Big Swinging Dick

SPH for the Big Swinging Dick

I have never once met a powerful (or more accurately, powerful-acting) man, aka a Big Swinging Dick, who actually had a big dick. I mean, I lived in New York City for a few years here and there, and managed to find myself in many a CFNM situation because men just...