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Do You Have A Dollar Dick?

A dollar bill is a hair over 6 inches. That happens to be the size of the average dick. Guess which one I have more use for. I’m often asked if I’m a size queen. Well, I prefer to think of it as having standards that don’t include...

Let Me Introduce You To Your Own Ass

One of my favorite things to do with a new sex partner or even a friend-with-partial-benefits is to introduce him to his own ass. Seriously, whether he’s 23 or 53, I’ve always been the first woman to “go there” with the exception of one (the...

Seducing & Submitting to a Man

  You’ve finally mastered (heh) the clothes, the make-up, the hair, and the hardest part of all – walking naturally in high heels. You may have even worked on making your voice more feminine and your skin sooo soft to the touch. But to what end? Even...

Birthday Mistress Fun

I’ve got a birthday coming up tomorrow, April 30. Now, I see my birthday as my own personal “Happy New Year”, complete with champagne and resolutions. I also take the approach of kicking things off the way I’d like them to continue the rest of...

The JOIs of Two-Handed Stroking

I know you do it one-handed. You ALL do. That’s what makes guided masturbation phone sex with me so JOI-ful (heh, see what I did there?) – I like to use two hands. You see, when you do a call with me, you’re getting stroke instructions from someone...