This one is for all of you deviant little cocksuckers out there – the ones who cruise for a blow buddy on the daily, the ones who haven’t sucked one since that crazy semester in college, the closet cocksuckers, and even the fantasy-only ones. It is time to establish cock worship habits and rituals that will cement your deepest desires in your mind, heart, mouth and loins. Some of these suggestions don’t even require the need to hide – you can do it in front of others and they’ll never know!
Cock Worship Rituals
- Stroke + Mantra: Start your day off in the shower with a single round of edging – only to the point of pre-cum – while repeating your cocksucking mantra. I recommend: My mouth was made to suck a big dick.
- Affirmations: Whether you just want to listen, or better yet listen and repeat, I recommend picking up my Cocksucker Destiny recording for expert guidance.
- Watching Porn: The only porn you are allowed to stroke to must be gay. A woman can only be on the screen if she is clothed and controlling the action. Watching strap-on porn is allowed, but an orgasm while indulging is not.
- Walnut Widening: Get a small bag of walnuts in the shell. Wash them. Practice holding 2 of them in your mouth and manipulating them with your tongue. Feel free to add a third, or to find something a little bigger and/or more squishy to advance your ball sucking skills.
Cock Worship Habits
Most of these can be done in public, in front of everyone you know…and they’ll never guess the reason you do it. In fact, some of them are totally ordinary things to do, but for you, it’s about honoring and preparing for cock!
- Cherry Chapstick: It’s not just for Katy Perry kissing girls! Chapstick is a key ingredient for a great blow job – think of it as lube for your lips and apply generously and frequently. Why cherry? Because it’s kind of girly without being obvious to others. You should have about 4 tubes – one for your jacket pocket(s), one for the car, one for the office, one for the bedside table. Every time you swipe it over your lips, you will on some level think of making your lips perfect for sliding down a deserving dick.
- Drink From A Straw: One of my college boyfriends refused to drink from a straw because “those are for girls”. He’s the only person I’ve ever met with that opinion, and I strongly suspect it has something to do with signaling a willingness to suck (he attended the naval academy). So I’m thinking there are men out there who look at *anyone* sucking through a straw and imagine that it’s their dick.
- Order Eggplant Dishes: If you’re out for a meal and there’s an eggplant option on the menu – eggplant parmagiana, caponata, baba ghanoush, baingan bharta. In addition to being delicious (it’s my favorite vegetable for completely innocent reasons!), we all know what the 🍆symbolizes.
- Kneel At Any Opportunity: Doesn’t matter who’s around, if there is any reason to kneel in order to accomplish something, do it. Volunteer for it. Think of all the people in your life who will be delighted that they don’t have to get down on their knees to find something or clean something. Bonus points if kneeling happens outside of your home!
What are YOUR secret ways to feel like you’re preparing your mind and your mouth for worshipping a superior cock? Please share in the comments, because I’m sure I don’t know all the fun tricks! But I’m always full of ideas for honoring your submissive need for a mouth-filling cock even when there isn’t one in front of your face.
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