🎄 We Wish You A MILF-y Christmas! 🎄

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land
The perverts were stroking their dicks with their hand


Should you find yourself with a bad case of the Holiday Hornies over Christmas Eve and Day, a few of us sexy MILF mistresses have you covered! We all plan to be around for you 8-20 hours each during those two days, so do your best to jingle your balls and wish us each a Merry Christmas! You of course know that our own holiday fun always comes before 🍆, because only good submissives read my blog. And here you are.

 

The MILF & Cookies Mistresses

ERIKA  🎀  KAY MARIE  🎀  DAPHNE  🎀  CLAIRE


In the generous spirit of Christmas, we felt like having some fun with our pets. And so I present you with… our MILF & Cookies for Christmas Challenge! Every single one of you who makes time to call all four of us will be rewarded with a FREE 10-minute call with all four of us at once. Just call each of us at least once on December 24th or 25th (Eastern time), and you get the gift of a 4-mistress pile-up! Although we consider this utterly priceless, apparently it would cost $78. Wow, right? Stuff that in your fishnet stockings!

[Oh. My. God. I just realized that “The MILF & Cookies Christmas Challenge” sounds like a Hallmark movie title, but porny. Some of you already know that for no fathomable reason, I tend to put the Hallmark channel on way too often in December. Even stranger than that, I’ve heard quite a few confessions from you boys that you kinda like watching them too!]

 

Phone Sex Schedule for December 24-25

I have been unable to avoid the mayhem associated with this time of year and will only be around on Christmas Day. However, I’ll be taking calls for 6-8 hours between 1pm and Midnight EST, so that’s a nice big window of opportunity!

Things tend to be a bit unpredictable (calls from Aunt Sharon or a regret-filled ex, the cat crashing the tree, too much eggnog, a hot FWB at the door – it’s all in the mix!), so just know that if we’re not here when we plan to be, it’s just…well, it’s just Christmas 🎅🏼

 

FAQs from us Ho Ho Ho’s


Do I have to call you all on the same day?

Nope. One call to each of us, doesn’t matter if it’s on the 24th or the 25th. And remember, we do things on Eastern time.

Is there a minimum call length?
Just the usual 10-minute one we always have at LDW.

How do I claim my prize call?
Just email me and let me know you did it. I’ll check with the others, and then we’re good to go!

How do I set up the call?
When you claim your prize, give me a general idea of your availability, eg “weekdays 12-5pm ET”, and I’ll get back to you with a few time slots to pick from.

How does the call actually work?
You add the 4 of us to your Skype contacts, and I’ll create a little group for the 5 of us before the call happens. You are welcome to be on cam for us to tease and play with – we love that!

Can we do a group text session instead?
Well yes, of course, but I hope you can read the sexy chat scroll quickly!

If I call each of you twice, can I get 20 minutes with the four of you?
Nope, it’s just one gift per caller.

What if I want more than 10 minutes with the 4 of you?
Just let us know in advance. And if I’m mathing correctly, it’s $7.79 per minute to keep us all beyond your gifted time.