About

Some random factoids about me, both sexy and unsexy

 

I live on Colorado’s Western Slope these days, but I’m from New Jersey.

I’m heterosexual, to the disappointment of many men and a few women.

My birthday is April 30. That makes me a Taurus, and I am indeed both stubborn & good with $$

Reese’s Big Cup is my favorite ordinary chocolate.

The largest was 10″, the smallest was 4″. Yes, I’m talking about that.

I have a master’s degree. It looks almost as good as my 18,000′ skydiving certificate.

My celebrity crush is Jason Momoa. I would switch for him (and ONLY him)

If I meet someone who rubs me the wrong way, I tell them I laugh at small penises for a living.

My favorite country that I’ve been to thus far is South Africa.

I don’t have sex toys, I prefer to get creative with household items!

I get a real kick from doling out old-fashioned school punishments.

I like big butts and I cannot lie 😉

Champagne is my kryptonite.