Freebies with ME on November 28 & December 15!
My second favorite F word is.... FREE, and is sounds especially delicious and delightful in: FREE PHONE SEX: 10 MINUTES IN HEAVEN! I'm going to take an educated guess that if you're reading this, you are very aware that November is LDW's 20th anniversary...
Pedicure Pointers for Sissy Men – And Good Subbies!
Let's start with all men should get pedicures and go from there, shall we? I don't care if you're gay, straight, sub, dom, blue collar, white collar, no collar (for now), you all need to clean those feet up on the regular. Honestly, no one things it's manly or sexy to...
Cock Costumes for your Happy Halloweenie!
Did Ms Scarlet's kinky candy ideas whet your appetite for even more sexy silliness? Because this stop on the Monster Balls Monster's Ball Halloween blog train is all about dressing up...your cock! So if you've been uninspired about how to present your penis at a...
A Very Kinky Kiss
"I want to feel your mouth around my dick." I pulled back slightly from his delicious kiss and looked at him, eyebrow quirked. We'd been dating for a few weeks and this isn't the first time he's said something like this. In fact, it was the second time. The first...
Pi Day BONUS Fun!
Warning: This post might make your brain hurt if you can't math. Still reading? Awesome! I'm lucky to have a bunch of math geeks for callers, so this year we're going to have some Pi Day fun in the form of GIFTS for you! Because yeah, I know you guys have tried to...
Important Note about Gifts for Mistresses
Effective Immediately, gifts sent to the LDW address will no longer be forwarded to the intended recipient. Instead, they will be returned at the sender's expense. We know you like to shower your Mistress with gifts and you can still do that. Check with your Mistress...
Feminism and Feminization
Feminism and Feminization...pretty serious title for a phone sex blog, right? But hear me out, because BOTH of these things are, in their own way, hot topics these days. Just look at what's out there in the news and pop culture -- 2 out of 3 transgendered folx are...
Merry Christmas & Kinky New Years Resolutions!
Reality Check: When it comes to presents, especially at Christmas, I really get way more into giving than receiving. I put together the prettiest packages! So if you've been wondering why my Amazon wish list has been a bit lame lately (sorry!), that pretty much...
Leg Worship – From The Top Down, Or The Bottom Up?
If leg worship is one of your submissive talents, then your first question for your mistress should be "Where do you want me to start?" I imagine the more experienced among you can easily guess the second question - "Hands, tongue, or both?" After she answers those...
3 Ways A Sharpie Was Never Meant To Be Used
Warning: After reading this post, you may never look at a Sharpie the same way again. Like, never ever. I have more Sharpies than I can wrap my hand around...y'know, kind of like a thick dick's worth. From Extra Fine to Jumbo chisel-tip, mostly black but a few bright...
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