Mistress, Can We Talk About Non-Sex Stuff?
"I'll bet this is the strangest call you've ever gotten, we didn't even talk about sex." "I know we usually talk about (my tiny penis, my hot wife, etc), but today I just feel like being really real. Will you be real with me?" "You're single, I'm single, how do you...
Sexifying National Potato Day (Monday)
Have pity for the underrated potato. It's dull, dowdy and dirty in its unadulterated state. Diets lump it in with other white carbs even though it has tons of nutritional value. People mostly want to turn it into little sticks and deep fry them. And while ice cream...
A Cuckold Only Deserves AURAL Sex
Most cuckold wannabes fantasize about being part of the cuckold scene - prepping, watching, cleaning up, even participating in a way that is more reminiscent of a threesome. But when it's reality, they discover what cuckolding is really like -- it's about the woman's...
Sexing Up a 30-year-old Virgin
I have come across a surprising number of male virgins pushing the age of 30 in my life, starting from when I was several years younger than that. Were they ugly? No. Were they losers? No. Did they have small dicks? No (well, the ones I knew about). Were they socially...
Cumeating Assignment: Pineapple!
Once upon a time, I had a desperate, pain-in-the-ass guy friend try to persuade me suck his cock because he hadn't had a blow job in months. I immediately showed him the door, and on his way out, he was like, "Wait! Wait! I had lots of pineapple and watermelon for...
Sissy Role-play: The Avon Lady
When asked what my favorite kinds of sissy phone sex calls are, I always answer that a fun feminization role play takes the cake, with a good erotic confession (bonus if it includes cocksucking!) right up there with it! And my favorite kind of sissy role-play is when...
Top Pervy Moments in the United Kinkdom
You may have noticed that I was taking calls at some weird-for-me hours the last few weeks. I was over in England and Scotland enjoying a little bit of touristy fun during the days while fulfilling your phone sex fantasies at night...well, that was most likely...
Getting Sextylicious on Skype
Please tell me you're aware of the joys and JOIs of a hot sexytexting session, with or without me watching you on cam. I mean, you can do it from anywhere - a cubicle, an airport, your bed(!!) - and no one would even suspect it as long as you conceal that inevitable...
Do You Have A Dollar Dick?
A dollar bill is a hair over 6 inches. That happens to be the size of the average dick. Guess which one I have more use for. I'm often asked if I'm a size queen. Well, I prefer to think of it as having standards that don't include 'average', so if that makes me a size...
Let Me Introduce You To Your Own Ass
One of my favorite things to do with a new sex partner or even a friend-with-partial-benefits is to introduce him to his own ass. Seriously, whether he's 23 or 53, I've always been the first woman to "go there" with the exception of one (the body worship artist, heh)....
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