Sissy Role-play: The Avon Lady
When asked what my favorite kinds of sissy phone sex calls are, I always answer that a fun feminization role play takes the cake, with a good erotic confession (bonus if it includes cocksucking!) right up there with it! And my favorite kind of sissy role-play is when...
Top Pervy Moments in the United Kinkdom
You may have noticed that I was taking calls at some weird-for-me hours the last few weeks. I was over in England and Scotland enjoying a little bit of touristy fun during the days while fulfilling your phone sex fantasies at night...well, that was most likely...
Getting Sextylicious on Skype
Please tell me you're aware of the joys and JOIs of a hot sexytexting session, with or without me watching you on cam. I mean, you can do it from anywhere - a cubicle, an airport, your bed(!!) - and no one would even suspect it as long as you conceal that inevitable...
Do You Have A Dollar Dick?
A dollar bill is a hair over 6 inches. That happens to be the size of the average dick. Guess which one I have more use for. I'm often asked if I'm a size queen. Well, I prefer to think of it as having standards that don't include 'average', so if that makes me a size...
Let Me Introduce You To Your Own Ass
One of my favorite things to do with a new sex partner or even a friend-with-partial-benefits is to introduce him to his own ass. Seriously, whether he's 23 or 53, I've always been the first woman to "go there" with the exception of one (the body worship artist, heh)....
Seducing & Submitting to a Man
You've finally mastered (heh) the clothes, the make-up, the hair, and the hardest part of all - walking naturally in high heels. You may have even worked on making your voice more feminine and your skin sooo soft to the touch. But to what end? Even if it hasn't...
Birthday Mistress Fun
I've got a birthday coming up tomorrow, April 30. Now, I see my birthday as my own personal "Happy New Year", complete with champagne and resolutions. I also take the approach of kicking things off the way I'd like them to continue the rest of the year, and that's...
The JOIs of Two-Handed Stroking
I know you do it one-handed. You ALL do. That's what makes guided masturbation phone sex with me so JOI-ful (heh, see what I did there?) - I like to use two hands. You see, when you do a call with me, you're getting stroke instructions from someone who truly loves to...
Not Your Typical Foot Job
I love giving foot jobs, I really do. But not the kind where you just turn a man on under the table and maybe even finish him off; that's just so...trite. When you find my feet teasing up your leg and then squeezing your cock, I have a more interesting agenda. So...
Corner Time for Naughties
Some punishments from bygone school days should never die, and Corner Time is one of my favorites! It has so much going for it as a form of erotic punishment - it's humiliating, it's uncomfortable, it's meditative, and it's a (necessary) waste of your free time. I...
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