Let Me Introduce You To Your Own Ass
One of my favorite things to do with a new sex partner or even a friend-with-partial-benefits is to introduce him to his own ass. Seriously, whether he's 23 or 53, I've always been the first woman to "go there" with the exception of one (the body worship artist, heh)....
Seducing & Submitting to a Man
You've finally mastered (heh) the clothes, the make-up, the hair, and the hardest part of all - walking naturally in high heels. You may have even worked on making your voice more feminine and your skin sooo soft to the touch. But to what end? Even if it hasn't...
Birthday Mistress Fun
I've got a birthday coming up tomorrow, April 30. Now, I see my birthday as my own personal "Happy New Year", complete with champagne and resolutions. I also take the approach of kicking things off the way I'd like them to continue the rest of the year, and that's...
The JOIs of Two-Handed Stroking
I know you do it one-handed. You ALL do. That's what makes guided masturbation phone sex with me so JOI-ful (heh, see what I did there?) - I like to use two hands. You see, when you do a call with me, you're getting stroke instructions from someone who truly loves to...
Not Your Typical Foot Job
I love giving foot jobs, I really do. But not the kind where you just turn a man on under the table and maybe even finish him off; that's just so...trite. When you find my feet teasing up your leg and then squeezing your cock, I have a more interesting agenda. So...
Corner Time for Naughties
Some punishments from bygone school days should never die, and Corner Time is one of my favorites! It has so much going for it as a form of erotic punishment - it's humiliating, it's uncomfortable, it's meditative, and it's a (necessary) waste of your free time. I...
Cageless Chastity Mindfuck
Any man can be a good chastity submissive if he's cock-locked in a cage. No mental or physical effort is needed to keep his hands off his dirty-thinking dick because there's a physical barrier preventing any useful contact. The only sensation possible when locked in...
A Collection Of Sexy Panties
I'll bet you didn't know that the average woman owns THIRTY-FOUR pairs of panties. Go on, google it - it's from a study done in 2012, which shows that we have something like 20 pairs of "everyday" panties and 14 pairs of "special occasion" panties. Personally I...
Happy (Put Your Penis In A) Pi Day
I just couldn't let Pi Day go by without stirring up some pervy fun! Yes, I know this Pi without the 'e' is not technically a fruit-filled bakery treat, but that's how it seems to go down in the real world. So here's your sexy food play Pi Day assignment, and I don't...
Rendezvous With A Body Worship Artist
Very few men can truly ignore their dicks when giving a woman's body what it needs from a massage (hint: NOT dick). I've had the pleasure of knowing a true giver with phenomenal hands for about ten years. However, I hadn't seen him since I moved to Florida --...
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