A Collection Of Sexy Panties
I'll bet you didn't know that the average woman owns THIRTY-FOUR pairs of panties. Go on, google it - it's from a study done in 2012, which shows that we have something like 20 pairs of "everyday" panties and 14 pairs of "special occasion" panties. Personally I...
Happy (Put Your Penis In A) Pi Day
I just couldn't let Pi Day go by without stirring up some pervy fun! Yes, I know this Pi without the 'e' is not technically a fruit-filled bakery treat, but that's how it seems to go down in the real world. So here's your sexy food play Pi Day assignment, and I don't...
Rendezvous With A Body Worship Artist
Very few men can truly ignore their dicks when giving a woman's body what it needs from a massage (hint: NOT dick). I've had the pleasure of knowing a true giver with phenomenal hands for about ten years. However, I hadn't seen him since I moved to Florida --...
Pinch Your Bitch Titties
Yesterday, I told a sissy to pinch her little bitch titties for me, and she just about creamed her panties. Apparently "bitch titties" really pushed her buttons and she'd never heard her nipples referred to that way before, and she's been calling phone sex mistresses...
You Might Be a Cuckold If…
The #1 indicator I have found that a man has cuckold leanings is....drum roll, please.... curiosity about his woman's sex with the ex. When we (men or women) don't want to hear about sex with past partners, we're pretty good at shutting that conversation down. So if a...
Average Penis Humiliation
When it comes to erotic humiliation, the first place a mistress's mind goes is cock size. Whether or not we are size queens, we all agree that under five inches is too small and eight-plus inches is very desirable. The tiny ones give us a serious case of the...
Who Needs A Good Spanking?
It shouldn't come as a surprise to you that I get a kick out of spanking submissives. As a good submissive, I would expect you to always cooperate willingly when it's time to take a little old-fashioned ass-whooping. Whether you've done a task poorly or indulged in...
Recovery For The Chronic Masturbator
You know your chronic masturbator habits have gotten out of hand (heh) when the only thing that can get you off is your own hand. Have you noticed that when you get some action elsewhere, you can't climax or it just takes way more time than your overburdened partner...
How To Be More Feminine: Bath Time!
Every now and then I treat myself to a special morning or evening that centers around my luxurious soaker tub - sometimes with tea or wine, occasionally with a book, but always with the purpose of pampering my body and relaxing my mind. There's a spirituality in...
Good Cocksuckers Commit To No-Quit-No-Spit
When it comes to sucking a cock, girls have lots of choices. They can swallow, they can spit, they can finish with their hand, they can aim it in the air...they can pretty much do whatever they want with the cumshot and every man knows this. Men are generally just...
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