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Sploshing Phone Sex on Pi Day

Hot Apple Cock Pocket!

I just couldn’t let Pi Day go by without stirring up some pervy fun! Yes, I know this Pi without the ‘e’ is not technically a fruit-filled bakery treat, but that’s how it seems to go down in the real world. So here’s your sexy food play Pi Day assignment, and I don’t want to hear any excuses!

Like Warm Apple Pie

I’m sure you all remember that hilarious moment in American Pie where sploshing went mainstream with a brief penis-in-a-pie scene. Well, you are going to reenact that in my less messy and surprisingly convenient version. I want you to hit up the drive-thru at McDonald’s and treat yourself their 2 apple pies for $1 deal and immediately head somewhere private.

Getting It On With Your Hot Cock Pocket

Why those pies? Look at the shape – they’re a perfect cock pocket! Once the pies are no longer steaming hot, finger the pie to test the temperature and get the pie all turned on. Hey, it may be fruit, but it needs a little foreplay 😀  When it’s comfortably warm, slide your penis into that sticky, warm gooeyness and move those hips just enough to feel it ooze around you. Oh yeahhhhh…that’s just what your cock needs on a chilly day in mid-March, a little indulgence it a very warm, wet and messy fetish.

Now stroke it up and down slowly, feeling the warm apple goo slide over your balls as you get closer to adding your own cream to the hot mess between your legs. Bonus points for eating it when you’re done! Can’t manage that? Well, there’s still another pie in the bag for you to enjoy more conventionally, lol. Happy Pervy Pi Day!

Keep it sassy!
– Claire –