I’ve always thought the use of the eggplant emoji to represent the penis was a cute little act of wishful thinking – as in, both men and women both dream of having a big fat cock between their legs. But I recently googled up what emoji represents the vagina, and guess what popped up? A taco! Now I don’t know about you, but a taco just makes me think of tacos, so I’m not sure I’ll be using this one. It did, however, give me a whole new outlook on the concept of Taco Tuesday phone sex possibilities!
Taco Tuesday: A Weekly Celebration of Pussy
I love teasing Miss Constance and the other ladies on Twitter about Tittie Tuesday v. Taco Tuesday. Seems like it would be obvious to turn your tittie rack into a taco rack to combine the two, right? I tried to find you all a fun pic of that to giggle at, but “tacos between tits” only gave me feeder fetish and messy sexy food play pics, lol. Anyway, now that taco = pussy, doesn’t that kinda make Tuesdays a weekly celebration of the female sex’s sexiest bits? Now that sounds like something we can all get behind (heh)!
So go on – have a taco slathered with some guac and a touch of sour cream to challenge the agility of your lips and tongue, then give me a call. May as well turn eating an actual taco into a practice session for eating the emoji-taco!
Keep it sassy!
— Claire —
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