The dick. The cock. The penis. The 3rd leg. The “little head”. Sausage / Meat. Mr Happy.

These are just some of the terms that Real Men use to describe their male appendage. But…you’re not a Real Man. You know that any moment of any day you would rather wear something pink and frilly, and maybe take one of those ‘male appendages’ deep down your throat. So that begs the question, what term do you, as a sissy, like best to describe that thing that may or may not make an unsightly bulge in your panties? Hmm?

Panty Contents

Some of the most common terms I’ve come across during sissy phone sex calls are probably familiar to all of you.  Clit, clitty, clitty stick, dicklet, cocklet, sissy stick are easily the most popular. Of those, my favorite has got to be the last one, because it’s the most accurate. Let’s face it – you don’t have a clitoris no matter how much you wish it were so, and the other terms are just a little bit masculine – which you aren’t! – and better suited to small penis humiliation. But what you do have is far from masculine – it’s very SISSY.

I Wear Panties But I’m Not A Sissy

If you’re more of a trans woman, then you have my full permission to call it anything you want. Of all the crazy stuff you need to navigate in your new body and persona, what you call the contents of your panties is entirely at your discretion and I will honor that. 

However, if you’re a pantyboy, well, it really depends on what I see. If you’re bulging out of a pair of pilfered panties from your wife’s pile of dirty laundry, I am going to laugh pretty hard at how bizarre that looks (especially if your balls are hairy!). But I probably won’t be calling it a clitty or a cocklet. However, if you’re like most pantyboys, you’re probably on the small side of things and, well, I hope you like your panty antics with a side of SPH! Because if most women were being honest about cock size preference, they’d freely admit that anything under six inches was a severe letdown.