While small penis humiliation is fun, it’s certainly not the only kind this mistress is good at. I just need to know your Achilles heel so I can take aim! And today, I’m taking aim at men who have more in common with our primate ancestors because of ALL THAT DAMN UGLY HAIR deserves the full brunt of a verbal hairy humiliation attack!
Now, I don’t need you to be hairless unless your goal is to be a good twink or sissy gurl. I don’t even mind if you have a nice little distribution all over. But if people joke about you being a werewolf or the Missing Link, you know your body hair is, well, inhuman. The most obvious moments are when you’re wet after the shower or a swim, and you see interesting patterns of water dripping off you because your body hair creates rivers with their own courses.
Snarly Gnarly Armpit Hair
Look at those armpits – the hair is all snarled and needs a comb, it’s so ridiculously long. Guys don’t shave their pits, I get that, but they should not be able to make wigs out of their underarm hair! Get scissors, an electric razor, Nair, whatever it takes to trim it back and thin it out. You have no use for that hair anyway, so just get rid of it altogether if you’ve got the balls to do it.
The Chest Jungle
What’s with that chest? It looks like a fucking jungle of wiry, pube-like black and gray hair. Do you really think that’s a good look on you, on anyone? C’mon, you’ve got way more hair between your nipples than you have on your head…and damn, it really doesn’t lighten up over your belly or pubes. I have to insist on an electric razor or clipper, I’ll even let you pick the setting. I mean, anything is better than this rug you’re sporting right down the entire front of your body.
Nasty Patchy Back Hair
Give me that electric razor – at least you have an excuse for your back hair to look so awful…you can’t see it for yourself! Well it’s patchy and stringy and disgusting, Funny how bad it looks when it’s so easy to clean up with minimal effort. Oh, and let me get those stupid tufts on your hands and feet, you look like a gorilla with those…actually, a gorilla wears all his hair way better than you do – at least his hairiness is consistent!
And the Hairy Humiliation Could Go On and On
The crazy cloud of pubes, the fur rising from the neck of your t-shirt, an ass that I can’t pinch because the thick hair makes it slippery (seriously!!) – but I’ll stop there and save a little something for our humiliation phone sex call one of these days. Besides, I’m pretty sure by now that you get my point – shave it, wax it, laser it, thin it out, trim it…basically just do whatever it takes to do something about all that nasty body hair. Or don’t, and give me a call to feel the sweet sting of erotic humiliation, heh..
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