The Girlfriend Experience Podcast with Kellie & Claire

LISTEN: The Girlfriend Experience with Kellie & Claire: Episode 2

 

To say that penis size is either irrelevant or the be-all-end-all of sexual satisfaction would be wildly wrong, regardless of the relationship. So it’s a natural subject for Miss Kellie and I to dive right into in our second episode of The Girlfriend Experience…

Well I’d just like to start off with this – there is definitely such a thing as too small, but I have yet to meet one that’s too big (giggle)! But realistically, most guys fall in the 5-6” range and that is, well, workable at the top end of that range but disappointing at the bottom end. Unless it’s thick – I love me some girthy man meat!

 

So What Do *I* Consider A SMALL PENIS?

Okay so first I want to define small as under 5”. And yes, that’s a dealbreaker for fucking but not for other activities. Those little guys tend to have great hands and tongues, and there’s definitely a place in my bedroom for those!

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, I dated a guy who had a skinny 4-incher — and that is just NEVER going to happen again. Those little thingies fall out all the damn time, and the funny part of it is, it’s not always noticeable when it happens!  And that’s a lesson we don’t need to learn twice, right? Anyway, little ones also tend to cum pretty quickly most of the time. Of course, that’s not as disappointing as it sounds because, well, it’s hard to get upset about the in-and-out being over when it’s that small, y’know?

On the plus side, the smaller guys generally take care of you more, whether it’s with oral sex, or gifts, or other generally worshipful behavior. And all of those things are worth having in your life!

 

And How Do I Really Feel About An AVERAGE PENIS?

A guy with average penis size actually has a chance with me. If the bedroom skills are well above average and he’s a great guy in other respects, then a 6-incher is definitely acceptable. I mean, my pussy isn’t exactly built like the Lincoln Tunnel! (Yes, I know, I’m showing my Jersey roots here). I’d rather have a thick 6 to 7 incher than an 8-inch pencil penis any day of the week! And guys who are built like that, with the thick ones, really love working their hips and watching your eyes roll back in your head from pleasure, hehe.

 

Is A BIG PENIS All That?

I’ve heard guys say that the hottest women tend to be disappointing in the sack because they think all they have to do is look pretty and not do much. Well, the male equivalent of that is a guy with a big dick. Too many of them take the attitude of hey, I brought this giant slab of meat to the table, it’s up to you to make a meal of it. And I’m like fuck you, you get a half-assed hand job followed by ghosting.

So don’t make the mistake of thinking that your large penis size is the only thing that makes us happy when we’re naked in bed with you. Take a lesson from the lesser penises of the world and make good use of those hands and tongue!

 

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