Dollar Dicks Are A Dime A Dozen!
A dollar bill is a hair over 6 inches. That happens to be the size of the average dick.
Guess which one I have more use for.
I’m often asked if I’m a size queen. Well, I prefer to think of it as having standards that don’t incl
ude ‘average’, so if that makes me a size queen, so be it. I make a point of avoiding cocks under 8 inches unless they’re extra thick and juicy; then I’ll consider 7 inches. But no matter how you spin it, a dollar-size dick is never going to make the grade with me. It’s only sufficient for a good round of small penis humiliation!
A $1.50 Dick Rocks My World
So if $1 = 6 inches, then $1.50 = 9 inches.
Now we’re talking some serious cock! As some of my cocksucking callers know, my favorite fuck-buddy is 9 inches and loves letting inferior men suck his cock because of their no-quit-no-spit attitude. So yeah, a $1.50 dick is right up my…alley 😉
Only 50 or 75 Cents? Small Penis Humiliation coming right up!
Sadly, most of you reading this blog post aren’t even Dollar Dicks. You can be measured in cents, and that’s both pathetic and hilarious to a woman like me – aren’t you glad your little 50-cent piece gets any reaction at all? I mean, seriously, it’s the only kind of reaction you can reasonably expect when you’ve got a whopping 3-4 useless inches in your briefs. It’s a good thing your hand doesn’t discriminate the way we ladies do!
By the way, feel free to giggle every time you see or hear the rapper 50-Cent mentioned. I know you’ll think of this post…heh.
Keep it sassy!
— Claire —
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Yes MISTRESS thankuyou
Well Im about 75 cents myself. My wife is painfully aware. I walked into m house early from work to find another busy pounding away between her legs in our marriage bed. He was about a buck fifty.
@alex — since you zeroed in on his size like that, I’m guessing the whole episode turned you into a good submissive cuckold husband 🙂
This scenario turned me on Miss Claire. I’m about 5.5 inches, but I shave myself to make it look bigger. I know my true calling is to be a good gurl for a masculine man. I can’t wait for you help me learn…..
I am like a quarter or less
Yes. I realized that my wife is not interested in , “loose change “.
Small change tiny penis like us are not getting any pussy
I have come to believe that it is the “size issue” that made me submissive. I truly think that is at the core of it. I used to think I was just “that way” but I now think it came from somewhere. I know that most women notice size, care about size and think about it. I used to think it was just “some women”. I don’t believe that anymore.
All thoughts aside you can make it grow it or make it shrink it is a muscle
I had never heard it put quite like that but I think there is a lot of truth to it. Ladies evaluate and discriminate. Larger guys are usually way more confident. I think it is quite true that smaller guys have to turn to their hand much more often. I think in one way or another most people have thought about this. I have been surprised that it seems most (nearly all I think) women have. I had an oddly open discussion with a woman once and she said “I think it is just the natural order of things”. She said it like it was “just a fact” or “just simple biology”. The matter of fact way she said it I will never forget.