You’d be hard-pressed to find a single mistress out there who doesn’t enjoy watching a good humiliation slut hump a pillow. I’m not sure there is anything more ridiculous to watch than a hairy ass thrusting away uselessly at a pile of pillows while moaning in shameful ecstasy. I’ve discovered that most men enjoy a little gentle sexual humliation from a beautiful woman. But it takes a special kind of bottom bitch to engage in a round of pillow humping to entertain a woman!

Basic Pillow Humping Instructions

This part really could not be easier. Ideally you have 3-4 pillows available for this kinky adventure. Pile them up to maximum height and bend across them so your ass is sticking up and your cock is positioned between two of them. If you’re thoughtful enough to do this on cam, angle it directly behind you. That way we can see your nutsack bounce around while you do thrust away at this low-friction stack of bed linens. It’s just about impossible to cum from this activity unless you have someone watching or listening, egging you on.

Alternative Pillow Positioning

I got this tip from Ms Delia’s blog about pillow humping for sissies, and it’s totally worth passing on to non-sissies, lol. Pile up the pillows and straddle them, holding them tightly between your legs. Depending on your height, you’ll again need 3-4 pillows to create the firmness needed. Now ride ’em cowboy style! Bonus points if you’ve got a ten-gallon hat to put on while ‘riding’!

Advanced Pillow Humping

I’ve had a couple of humiliation sluts take it up a notch in different ways, which just made me laugh harder at the effort and thought they put into it. Now it’s time for you to benefit from their expertise!

• Pick up a pair of satin pillowcases and use both of them. This makes it possible to sandwich your pillow-loving wiener between two slippery, silky pillows for some bonus sensation. Nice touch, right? Heh. Just don’t get actual silk because the moment it gets even slightly damp (and balls are sweaty little things!), it loses its slipperiness.
• Put a memory foam pillow the mix to help create a little hump to hump against. Hmm, I wonder if that’s why the clever pillow bitch got that kind in the first place….I’ve had one for its intended purpose and didn’t like it much.

Will You Hump On Cam For Me?

The only thing that could make this better for me would be the ability to WATCH. I mean, you’re a humiliation slut, why wouldn’t you want me to do that? I mean, by now you know I love to watch on Skype – so put on a show, I’ll even bring popcorn 😉  The key is to position your cam from behind, so I can watch your nutsack swing against the pillows while your ‘third eye’ winks at me with each thrust. I expect you to put in the kind of effort you would if the pillows were an actual partner, hehe.

So, who will be the next to hump a pillow for my personal entertainment? Even better if you bring a second mistress in on the call!