Has anyone ever given you a hair job? That’s not a typo, I said hair job not hand job – I definitely know the difference!
I first “heard” of this concept on an episode of Ally McBeal back around 2000. Lucy Liu’s character is a very dominant and creative cocktease, and in the episode below, she gives the co-worker she dates but never fucks an amazing experience with her luxurious long hair. I think my favorite bit is when she traps his hands 😉 Go ahead and watch, it’s under 2 minutes and despite being on regular network TV, it’s rather NSFW.
I love how she engages in a little sensory deprivation with the dark room and eliminating the use of his hands. Mmm, who doesn’t love a woman who has very distinct ideas on how to sexually torment a man? I’m pretty sure that even the most alpha of men would want to experience this.
My Version of a Hair Job Cocktease
My everyday hair (meaning: no gels or sprays, lol) is actually quite silky in texture. I’ve given a few special guys a “hair job” with it, and one of them still texts me about it years later. I go about it very differently than Lucy Liu, since I don’t have her length. Instead, I treat it like a French braid, which is performed with 3 bunches of hair. But for the sake of a good hair job, I separate my hair into two parts and use the man’s cock as the third. I essentially weave him into my hair and then instruct him to hump a little. Clearly this will only work if you’re at least average in the dick department, sorry teenie peenies!
Of course this doesn’t last very long. After about a minute, my hair gets a bit messed up from all the slipping and sliding. I then use my hair as a stroke aid between my hand and your dick, to keep the cocktease going as long as you can stand it. Does it feel good enough to cum? I have no idea, because I never let it get to that point because I do not want sticky semen in my hair!
So there you have it – the Claire Hair Job! What is the most unusual way a woman (or man!) has found to directly stimulate your dick?
Mmmmmm. It sounds giving. It sounds delicious. Earlier you wrote of having induced several orgasms. You brought some joy for multiple people. You are bringing more happiness to good people one person at a time. Thank you.
Being a long term fan of Ally McBeal, I find this intriguing. And while Lucy Liu has lovely hair, the cast member to whom I would be most partial is Courtney Thorne Smith [from the first season before she cut her hair].
However, the idea of engaging in this activity with you isn’t just intriguing — it is exciting! I would love it — after an appropriate amount of worship of your body to evoke at least one dizzying orgasm in you.
Of course we wouldn’t want to cause a sticky mess in your hair, but I could probably find a pair of satin panties with which to finish the job.
Mmmm Very sexy Ms Claire! Hair-job cocktease , Love it!
Having long hair, I know what fun it is to tease with it. I also know there are several hair aficionado’s in our orbit who are going to absolutely LOVE this post!
Stay Sassy N Sexy, and see you around the Empire!