Yes, Mr Average Penis, you should be shy!
When it comes to erotic humiliation, the first place a mistress’s mind goes is cock size. Whether or not we are size queens, we all agree that under five inches is too small and eight-plus inches is very desirable. The tiny ones give us a serious case of the giggles and a strong urge to deliver some sexy small penis humiliation, and the big ones keep us cumming back for more! Either way, we mistresses have good uses for them. And then there’s….
Mr Average Penis
The official average length of a cock is 5 to 6.5 inches, and these are the ones I’m focusing on. They are neither particularly amusing nor particularly fulfilling. By definition, they are simply mediocre and blah. Mr Average Penis doesn’t provide comic or orgasmic relief and doesn’t evoke any strong feelings one way or the other. He’s just…meh. If your cock received a grade, it would be a C. No one is happy with a C, but you’re okay enough to avoid the harshest criticism.
Mediocre Penis Humiliation
— Your “text book cock” will never be remembered by ex-girlfriends. Sex with you will be described to her friends as “okay, I guess”.
— Average is still considered substandard by quite a few of us ladies, so you could be on the receiving end of some rather caustic cock-shaming after all!
— Many of you are a little too happy with your unremarkable size, and a few even wield your 5.5-incher like it’s a damn light sabre, convinced we all want a piece of it. Time for a reality check!
— After measuring it with a ruler to fully establish its unimpressive dimensions, it’s time to put that penis in its place with a few whacks to the shaft.
While small cocks and micropenises may fantasize about being average like you, they’ve learned to embrace their special place in a mistress’s harem of submissives, inspiring words and deeds of SPH. Your inability to wow us in the sack is why you can’t aspire to anything more than they do. This is your reality.
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Thankyou Mistress for telling the truth .Thankyou Mistress for making the world a better place by the practice of female dominance. THANKYOU.
Mistress Claire, Like how you put guys with an average penis in their place. It is humiliating for me that guys with an average penis are double my size almost as i am only 3 inches when fully erect.
Oh, tiny tim, you are so close to an official medical diagnosis of having a micropenis. That term is for those under 7cm / 2.8″.
Mistress Claire, The contest with my friends is all setup for Sunday night. There will be 11 guys there. So if it turns out like You think then it could be a long night for me.
I love the idea of being teased and edged while making fun of the fact that I am just “average”. I love even more the idea of getting on cam for you and being made to be your stroker slut as you put me through my paces because I am just average. heck…being a jerkoff boy and doing humiliating things for you on cam is the only way I can provide you amusement and smile on your face 🙂
Miss Claire, I can relate. Im a black male that measures only 4.5 inches, not even average.
Yes MISTRESS i am 2.5 2 and half inches when fully erect .
Dear Miss Claire, I wish I knew what my problem is, I am 8 1/2 inches long and sometimes can’t even get all of it into a girl, but it is like I wish I could get sph. I just want a woman to say that I am not “man enough”