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Average Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

Yes, Mr Average Penis, you should be shy!

When it comes to erotic humiliation, the first place a mistress’s mind goes is cock size. Whether or not we are size queens, we all agree that under five inches is too small and eight-plus inches is very desirable. The tiny ones give us a serious case of the giggles and a strong urge to deliver some sexy small penis humiliation, and the big ones keep us cumming back for more! Either way, we mistresses have good uses for them. And then there’s….

Mr Average Penis

The official average length of a cock is 5 to 6.5 inches, and these are the ones I’m focusing on. They are neither particularly amusing nor particularly fulfilling. By definition, they are simply mediocre and blah. Mr Average Penis doesn’t provide comic or orgasmic relief and doesn’t evoke any strong feelings one way or the other. He’s just…meh. If your cock received a grade, it would be a C. No one is happy with a C, but you’re okay enough to avoid the harshest criticism.

Mediocre Penis Humiliation

—  Your “text book cock” will never be remembered by ex-girlfriends. Sex with you will be described to her friends as “okay, I guess”.
—  Average is still considered substandard by quite a few of us ladies, so you could be on the receiving end of some rather caustic cock-shaming after all!
—  Many of you are a little too happy with your unremarkable size, and a few even wield your 5.5-incher like it’s a damn light sabre, convinced we all want a piece of it. Time for a reality check!
—  After measuring it with a ruler to fully establish its unimpressive dimensions, it’s time to put that penis in its place with a few whacks to the shaft.

While small cocks and micropenises may fantasize about being average like you, they’ve learned to embrace their special place in a mistress’s harem of submissives, inspiring words and deeds of SPH. Your inability to wow us in the sack is why you can’t aspire to anything more than they do. This is your reality.