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Putting the kink in United KINKdom!

 

You may have noticed that I was taking calls at some weird-for-me hours the last few weeks. I was over in England and Scotland enjoying a little bit of touristy fun during the days while fulfilling your phone sex fantasies at night…well, that was most likely afternoon for you, given the time difference. But I’m back now and hopefully in a few days I’ll have adjusted back to Eastern time.

For the record, I did not go in search of kink, but kink tends to jump out and bite me wherever I go. Lucky me! So here are a few highlights I thought worthy of sharing with my phone sex peeps….

  1. The food is nothing to write home about, but “Bubble & Squeak” sounds like sissy behavior, not a fried potato and cabbage patty!
  2. Playing roulette over cocktails with my cross-dressing ex – specifically, making him blush over a few embarrassing memories.
  3. Maybe I’m weird, but I’ve always found the very popular opaque black tights commonly worn here to be very sexy.
  4. Watching season 1 of Outlander, where the main female character – also named Claire 🙂 – is clear about her need for oral service.
  5. Other fun food names: spatchCOCK, spotted DICK (*shudder*), COCK-a-leekie soup, toad in the HOLE, cullen skink.
  6. A pub called The Spread Eagle. I’ll bet they serve some of the above!
  7. Overhearing a hot girl calling an outdoor sculpture of pink balls on a string outside the Tate Modern Gallery “anal beads”.
  8. Meeting the delightful Ms Phoenix at the Sky Garden for lunch right before I returned home.

Keep it sassy!
— Claire —