Today is King Tut Day, marking the discovery of the entrance to his tomb 98 years ago. What could that possibly have to do with phone sex or cumeating? Well, those ancient Egyptians were a very kinky bunch, especially the gods. And Isis was a particularly femdomme goddess!
The story I’m going to share with you isn’t about King Tut, but certainly involves Egyptian royalty and the continuance of the throne. The best part is how homosexuality played a part in everything – the tops were revered, the bottoms were demoted – but the cool takeaway is that it was a fact of life rather than some illegal, immoral act.
Seth v. Horus In A Battle of The Cocks Gods
It was common in ancient Egypt for gods to fight for dominance, and that getting them to take cock like a woman was often the ultimate ending to their battle. The two most fractious gods – Horus and Seth – were always fighting for inheritance of the throne from Osiris. Well, on one of these occasions, it got rather heated and Seth was on the verge of submitting Horus, which would give him greater status in the eyes of the other gods. Then along comes Isis, who has some seriously clever ways of handling men. Go Isis!
Ancient Egyptian Cum Recipe
So get this – Isis does some digging and finds out that the only vegetable Seth eats is lettuce. So she gets some cum from Horus and sneaks it into some lettuce leaves to serve to Seth that night. Long story short, Seth eats the cum without even noticing, everyone finds out in a big ol’ ancient Egyptian reveal, and he loses his shot at the throne just like that. Game over, Horus wins – thanks to Isis and her sneaky cum recipe! Of course to me the most unbelievable part of this tale is that Seth didn’t notice the taste or scent of cum on his greens; it’s unmistakable!
Salad Dressing For Cumeaters
If you’ve taken on the Mission CUMpossible 30-Day Cumeating challenge that Ms Hunter & I put together, you’ll know that one of the days involves putting your cum on a salad. Oops, did I just give away one of our secrets? Sort of…but there’s a story behind it that only those who’ve been through challenge know, hehe!
My first thought is — maybe Seth had Covid [loss of smell and taste].
While it does not enter into the story above that Horus was her son — by Osiris who also happened to be her brother. Just a little incest in the sand! But back to your story — maybe we could use this solution for the Biden/Trump situation — Trump definitely qualifies as the God of Disorder. I also bet that Trump would eat a salad presented by Isis [assuming that she was (in)appropriately and promising extensive sexual favors later].
I’m pretty sure most men wouldn’t even be thinking about the salad if it was delivered by a blazing hot goddess!
She was described as “usually pictured as a beautiful woman attired in a sheath dress.” Gotta like the visual image.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND MISSION CUMPOSSIBLE 30 DAY CUM EATING CHALLENGE!
Oh, did I say that too loud? Sorry, it was exciting!
Oh I loved the cum on the salad mission. Now I know where you got the idea and no I won’t reveal the rest of it, but ooooooooh yeah!
BTW, STILL planning on our 2 Ms call with you and Ms Hunter for the cum hazing grand finale.
Life just got busy and a bit stressful immediately following that challenge but you two WILL have your way with me and I can’t wait! ; )
Miss Claire,
My take away from the story is that homosexuality was widely accepted. Being a total bottom, I know that opens me up to certain demotions, but I’m ok with that.