Today is King Tut Day, marking the discovery of the entrance to his tomb 98 years ago. What could that possibly have to do with phone sex or cumeating? Well, those ancient Egyptians were a very kinky bunch, especially the gods. And Isis was a particularly femdomme goddess!

The story I’m going to share with you isn’t about King Tut, but certainly involves Egyptian royalty and the continuance of the throne. The best part is how homosexuality played a part in everything – the tops were revered, the bottoms were demoted – but the cool takeaway is that it was a fact of life rather than some illegal, immoral act.

Seth v. Horus In A Battle of The Cocks Gods

It was common in ancient Egypt for gods to fight for dominance, and that getting them to take cock like a woman was often the ultimate ending to their battle. The two most fractious gods – Horus and Seth – were always fighting for inheritance of the throne from Osiris. Well, on one of these occasions, it got rather heated and Seth was on the verge of submitting Horus, which would give him greater status in the eyes of the other gods. Then along comes Isis, who has some seriously clever ways of handling men. Go Isis!

Ancient Egyptian Cum Recipe

So get this – Isis does some digging and finds out that the only vegetable Seth eats is lettuce. So she gets some cum from Horus and sneaks it into some lettuce leaves to serve to Seth that night. Long story short, Seth eats the cum without even noticing, everyone finds out in a big ol’ ancient Egyptian reveal, and he loses his shot at the throne just like that. Game over, Horus wins – thanks to Isis and her sneaky cum recipe! Of course to me the most unbelievable part of this tale is that Seth didn’t notice the taste or scent of cum on his greens; it’s unmistakable!

Salad Dressing For Cumeaters

If you’ve taken on the Mission CUMpossible 30-Day Cumeating challenge that Ms Hunter & I put together, you’ll know that one of the days involves putting your cum on a salad. Oops, did I just give away one of our secrets? Sort of…but there’s a story behind it that only those who’ve been through challenge know, hehe!