There are WAY more closet femmes amongst you than there are public ones, and I love giving you subtle ways to honor your femininity in ways that 99% of people simply won’t notice. So for those long stretches of time when you can’t wear your pretty things, you can do your face a favor with a sissy skin care routine. It can be as simple or elaborate as you want, and no one will mind. After all, most of us wish men would take better care of their skin anyway, regardless of their feelings about feminization.

 

Sissy Skin Care – What’s your type?

Do you know your skin type? You’ll see products labelled for dry, oily, normal, combination and sensitive skin, so that’s a pretty basic place to start. Does your face get shiny? Oily. Does your skin feel tight? Dry. Are you oily on the forehead and around the nose, but flaky around the cheeks? Combination. Do you have to be careful about what laundry detergent or deodorant you use? Sensitive. Still not sure? Here’s a quick skin type quiz that doesn’t require you to sign up to get the results, but you are welcome to find one that’s more in-depth.

 

Go Get Your Products!

There is no need to head to the Clinique counter in a department store and get a consultation in front of, well, everyone. Most of us do just fine with mainstream brands like Olay, Garnier and L’Oreal from Walgreens or Target. If you really can’t get away with women’s products on your sink vanity, there are some brands that are not super-fem in their marketing or packaging, like Nivea, Aveeno, St Ives, Neutrogena, Eucerin, Cetaphil*. Although there are masculine skincare brands…eh, what fun is that. Get the girlie stuff if you can get away with it, and the gender-neutral stuff if you can’t.

You’ll need at least a facial cleanser, a scrub and a moisturizer. If your face is on the oily side of things or tends to break out, you’ll want a toner as well. For a treat when you have a little privacy, consider getting a face mask. I slightly prefer the thick spreadable cream type, but the peels are more common and smell terrific!

* Not on Cetaphil cleanser: This one is hands-down the best choice for those with bi fantasies. It’s a super gentle and unscented facial cleanser that honestly looks a helluva lot like cum – white with some translucence, and the consistency is thin. I had a (guy) roommate who loved the stuff and encouraged me to use it, but after using it once, I could not get past the similarity to sperm.

 

A Simple Sissy Facial Routine

Usually “facial” brings to mind having your face basted with cum when you’re en femme. Now that wouldn’t be at all discreet, would it, lol. So you can stop squirming in your panties – this is just about attending to the overlooked needs of your skin. Like I said at the beginning, I seriously believe that all men should be doing this because your face is your face – take care of it!

MORNING:  Wash, pat dry and moisturize
BEDTIME:  Start with a scrub to clear out sweat, bacteria and environmental debris. Then wash, pat dry and moisturize.
WEEKLY (optional):  Apply a face mask, which sits in place for 10-15 minutes. Best not to do this in the shower.

Think you might want more than just a sissy skin care routine? Have a look at my post about having a more feminine bath, inspired by my own special spa baths.

Now…for a little reminder about following directions, I leave you with this short but hilarious clip from “Friends”, where Monica introduces Chandler to the stress-free joys of a relaxing bath, and the poor guy tries to recreate it on his own. Enjoy!