You all know what traditional femdom queening is, right? Quick refresher: it’s when a dominant woman sits on your face, essentially turning it into her throne. And while I fucking LOVE doing that to a man, my special Chess Bitch caller suffers a different form of submission when we engage. It is all about his utter humiliation in a game of online chess, and not at all about his mouth getting access to the font of my feminine power. What can I say, you boys are capable of eroticizing *anything* – and I’m here for it!

Another Type of Queening

Now, if you’re not terribly familiar with chess, the queen is the most powerful and flexible piece on the board – she can move in any direction, as many spaces as she wants. The king, on the other hand, is pretty lame – he can move any direction but only one space, so he needs lots of protection from all the other pieces on the board. As in real life, he’s just a figurehead with no real value. Anyway, the ‘official’ lowest-value pieces are pawns, but if one of them manages to survive allllll the way across the board to the very back row of enemy territory, you can upgrade it to anything, including a second queen. This is the other definition of queening.

Humiliating My Chess Bitch

When Chess Bitch calls, we hop into a timed game on Chess.com and I get to listen to him breathe funny every time I take a piece, put him in check, promote a pawn (aka queening), or otherwise dominate him on the game board. I toy with him quite cruelly, especially when he’s down to just his king and maybe 1-2 pawns. Most of the time, I run out the clock putting him in check but not checkmate. I think I’ve done it as many as 17 times before putting him out of his misery!

We have an intricate system of punishments, and sometimes he gets so overwhelmed by the sheer bliss of getting his little chess bitch ass kicked all over the board that he just empties my wish list (before or after emptying his balls, hmm) and hides for a while. But he always comes back for more. In fact, he even knows that there are punishments for staying away more than a month, when he’s licking his wounds and probably waiting for me to put more things on that list, lol (if you’re reading this, Chess Bitch, you know you want to get me those sandals!).

I Love a Bizarre Fetish

Even in the world of fetishes, some are stranger than others. It doesn’t necessarily mean they’re extra depraved; they’re just not that common. In the past five years here, I’ve spoken to at least 1000 different guys, and Chess Bitch is the ONLY one with a thing for being trounced by a dominant woman in traditional board games. Maybe he’ll eroticize Scrabble next – apparently an average word score of 30 is “where the pros live”, and I’m at 28 on Words With Friends (come play with me!).

Some phone sex mistresses prefer short calls, or long calls, or cuckold calls, or…. you get the idea. But I love all different lengths and topics. The randomness of what shows up on a call is a huge part of the fun for me. So when someone calls with a super unusual fetish like “humiliate me in chess” or “give me a detailed penalty system”, it’s a pretty great day! We’ve been doing it for a few years now, and I’ve recently experienced an interest in improving my actual chess skills. Hm, does that mean *I* have a fetish for whooping men at chess or knocking over their kings? Hmm, that could very well be the case!

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