For the record, before you all think I’m a very greedy goddess, my pervy brain read that ‘holiday’ as National Splooge Day the first time around. Maybe it’s because I induced more than a few orgasms on the phone yesterday, so I’ve got man-cream on the brain (eww…lol).  After all, it was Hump Day, and I tend to take that day of the week very seriously. Hump…a hand, a food item, a piece of furniture, just about anything I can come up with that doesn’t have a sharp edge!

Ahem, back to this Splurge Day concept. Let’s talk about all they ways you can “splurge” that would please your mistress – ME! And as much as I implied that I’m not a very greedy goddess, the key word there is very…I’m not. But I am a little, hehe.

Splurging To Please Your Mistress

• I have some very interesting and unusual packages in the Phone Sex Assignment store. Treat yourself to one! I put a lot of effort into designing them, and you *will* enjoy!
• Haven’t had a good, pervy call in a while? Time to both splurge AND splooge, don’t you think?
• How about indulging in a personalized erotic audio? Just submit a script of 400-1000 words and I’ll go to town on it asap!
• Did you know that, if you’ve done a call or texting session in the past 7 days, you can call in and add a “virtual bouquet” (aka tribute)?
• And a gift card of any amount brightens my day – currently most interested in Etsy, Target, Longhorn Steakhouse.
• I’ll bet your panty or sex toy collection could use a little boost – time to splurge on your kink! Send me a pic of what you get 🙂
• Be a Sugar Sub for a day!