Let’s start with all men should get pedicures and go from there, shall we?

I don’t care if you’re gay, straight, sub, dom, blue collar, white collar, no collar (for now), you all need to clean those feet up on the regular. Honestly, no one things it’s manly or sexy to expose us to your dry heels, callouses, dirty toenails, jagged cuticles, sweaty toe stench — yuck! I suspect that the number of women with a fetish for filthy men-feet doesn’t even make the triple digits. 

Now HOW and WHAT you get for your feet tells the real story. So here are some guidelines for pedicures for sissy men – and every man, whatever your foot care mood!

The Hetero Minimalist

The Hetero Minimalist gets a pedicure 1-4x a year, and the focus is on the skincare not the toenails. You’ll have the foot whirlpool, scrubbing, scraping, and a fine buffing of the heels. Hopefully your feet aren’t too ticklish, because you’ll end up giggling like a girl even if that’s not your thing! I might know a little something about that first-hand…I mean, foot. Then you’ll get the foot and calf massage with lotion that will probably be pale pink. I don’t know what it is, but it’s some standard thing that oddly reminds me of my grandmother’s – Rose Milk. Do they even still make that??

Anyway, next comes the toenails – snip cuticles, prevent hangnails, clip and file nails. This is where the “manly pedicure” finishes up, and off you go. You are absolutely ready for flip-flop season, and no one would guess that you’d just had a full pedicure. So why get one? Because nasty dry, cracked heels can look like you’re growing mushrooms on your heels. I’ve seen it. It’s gross, and we notice.

The Metrosexual (Is that still a thing even?)

This pedicure is everything above, but has a few more touches added on. First (my favorite!) is the paraffin treatment for your heels, which is usually part of the “signature pedicure” rather than the “basic pedicure”. They’ll feel so amazingly satiny, that if you’re not wearing socks, your feet will actually slide around inside your shoe or sandal.

Speaking of sandals… I hope you’re wearing some so that the next feature will be visible. You’ll say yes when your nail technician asks if you’d like your nails buffed. It’s a quick motion with an extremely fine grain of, well, like sandpaper. It whisks away any nailbed striations and leaves them very shiny even though they’re completely bare of polish. And this is noticeable. Men who don’t get pedicures won’t notice, but women will and might even ask you.

A good metrosexual is not embarrassed that he takes care of his feet or gets facials or any other spa treatments. This is where you have a crossover with your homosexual brethren, which is why this is the pedicure I would send you for as your mistress. Unless, of course, you are a…

Secret Sissy

So you’re a sissy, but you keep things discreet or even completely secret…perhaps you need a one-on-one with the Avon Lady, hmm? something to think about. Either way, you’re going to enjoy your special pedicure for sissy men, I promise!

Your feet are in socks all day at the office, no one will ever have a chance to see what they look like. As for home? Meh, your wife never sees your feet, so may as well have some fun, right? And while all my advice here involves a professional pedi at a salon or spa (IMO, that’s the best part!!), you can always DIY your sissy pedicure!

A sissy enjoys the foot pampering parts, but it’s really about having feminine toes. The most subtle ways to do this is clear, shiny polish or a french pedicure (clear nail beds and white tips). I love a well-executed french pedi – they’re so elegant and yes, very femme, but not anywhere near as attention-grabbing as…

The Sissy In Flagrante

Princess Twinkle Toes! You show up at the nail salon at least once a month. You even know your favorite pedicurist’s schedule and make sure you’re on it. You saunter in with something frothy from Starbucks, chat with everyone, and love any and all attention (duh, right? I mean, you *are* a sissy). This is your favorite day of the week, am I right? I mean, it’s not like you don’t have a whole sissy cosmetics routine down pat already, right?

Subtlety is not in your vocabulary, so you select an unmistakably vibrant color, because there is no toning you down. And you know what else happens? A matching manicure, of course! After all, the more noticeable your feminization efforts, the more likely you are to catch the eye of someone who knows how to treat a sissy like you. Now be a good gurl and don’t get too excited in your panties right there in the salon – just tip like a queen and head off to your next sissy adventure 🙂