National Jerky Day Jerk-Off
So today is somehow National Jerky Day - who knew we needed a special occasion to celebrate your shriveled meat!! I'm sure it'll come as no surprise that this 'holiday' was concockted by Jack Links Beef Jerky in 2012, and they had a 50% deal on their site earlier...
Sexy Foot Job
I got an email from a potential phone sex caller the other day asking if I had any experience giving foot jobs. My first thought was, hasn't everyone given a foot job or two or ten in their lives? I guess not if he had to ask! There are so many kinky ways to give good...
The Girlfriend Experience Podcast Ep4: SUGAR DATING
LISTEN: The Girlfriend Experience Podcast, Episode 4 - SUGAR DATING Last month, I blogged about Sugar Dating Your Mistress, and this month I've put together a podcast about it with Ms Kellie. It's a hot topic on the dating scene and overlaps nicely with being a GFE...
NEW AUDIO: Hey Cocksucker, Listen & Repeat!
CLICK HERE to get your COCKSUCKER DESTINY MP3! Are you still 'suffering' from disbelief that you have cocksucker fantasies? You know the feeling...when you're horny, you check out blow job porn and fantasize that you're the one down there on your knees with your mouth...
Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions
I'm reminded of this joke that goes "Why are men so bad at parallel parking?" Because they've utterly convinced themselves that this " ======================== " is six inches. Well now we're all expected to be experts at judging 6 feet, and I don't hold out much hope...
How About A Two MILF Nooner in June?
A MILF Phone Sex Nooner Twofer - that's quite a mouthful, isn't it? Mm, a mouthful...of us! Let's break this down into something you and your distracting dick can understand better.... #CondescendingMistress, I know, but we all know that your little head does tend to...
Domestic Submissive? “Pay” Me To Clean!
I thoroughly enjoy calls where we roleplay Mistress and Maid (sissy-maid, domestic submissive, general servitude) - I *hate* housecleaning. The only downside is that it makes me yearn for the real thing! If there was a way for you to reach through the phone with a can...
NEW: Anal Training Course with Ms Claire & Ms Delia
You know I can't go long without my Magnificent Mistress Mind coming up with something new for the Enchantrix assignment store. And if you've been reading my blog for any length of time, you know I have a penchant for introducing a man to his own ass. For this...
Being A Perv Has Its PERKS!
Not too many people around these kinky parts know this about me, but one of my very active hobbies is accumulating - and using! - travel points/miles. I will do mildly inconvenient things to get them, but I avoid the "obsessive" end of the spectrum by a decent margin....
You’ve Got To Lick Before You Touch Your Dick
So many younger men fail to understand that they're not the only one in the bed who needs a nice warm, wet mouth between their legs. And by "younger men" I mean anyone who hasn't learned that patience and a generous approach to oral sex comes back to them in spades....
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