Hot Hair Job Cocktease
Has anyone ever given you a hair job? That's not a typo, I said hair job not hand job - I definitely know the difference! I first "heard" of this concept on an episode of Ally McBeal back around 2000. Lucy Liu's character is a very dominant and creative cocktease, and...
4 Kinky Play Ideas For Silky Stockings
Who doesn't love a silky pair of stockings, whether you're looking at them, touching them or wearing them yourself (naughty boy!)? So naturally they're a great choice for some sexy play time, even if you don't have a fetish for stockings or legs. But other than...
Please Your Mistress on National Splurge Day
For the record, before you all think I'm a very greedy goddess, my pervy brain read that 'holiday' as National Splooge Day the first time around. Maybe it's because I induced more than a few orgasms on the phone yesterday, so I've got man-cream on the brain...
Serving A Woman’s Practical Needs
Today's post comes courtesy of a letter from a reader with a consuming interest in serving a woman. He was drawn to the piece I wrote a couple of weeks ago on domestic submissives... You wrote a blog piece about domestic submissive and paying you to clean. I don't...
National Jerky Day Jerk-Off
So today is somehow National Jerky Day - who knew we needed a special occasion to celebrate your shriveled meat!! I'm sure it'll come as no surprise that this 'holiday' was concockted by Jack Links Beef Jerky in 2012, and they had a 50% deal on their site earlier...
Sexy Foot Job
I got an email from a potential phone sex caller the other day asking if I had any experience giving foot jobs. My first thought was, hasn't everyone given a foot job or two or ten in their lives? I guess not if he had to ask! There are so many kinky ways to give good...
The Girlfriend Experience Podcast Ep4: SUGAR DATING
LISTEN: The Girlfriend Experience Podcast, Episode 4 - SUGAR DATING Last month, I blogged about Sugar Dating Your Mistress, and this month I've put together a podcast about it with Ms Kellie. It's a hot topic on the dating scene and overlaps nicely with being a GFE...
NEW AUDIO: Hey Cocksucker, Listen & Repeat!
CLICK HERE to get your COCKSUCKER DESTINY MP3! Are you still 'suffering' from disbelief that you have cocksucker fantasies? You know the feeling...when you're horny, you check out blow job porn and fantasize that you're the one down there on your knees with your mouth...
Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions
I'm reminded of this joke that goes "Why are men so bad at parallel parking?" Because they've utterly convinced themselves that this " ======================== " is six inches. Well now we're all expected to be experts at judging 6 feet, and I don't hold out much hope...
How About A Two MILF Nooner in June?
A MILF Phone Sex Nooner Twofer - that's quite a mouthful, isn't it? Mm, a mouthful...of us! Let's break this down into something you and your distracting dick can understand better.... #CondescendingMistress, I know, but we all know that your little head does tend to...
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