Forget World Domination – I Go For WORD Domination!
If you've ever done a call with me, you know that "dirty, flirty and wordy" describes me very well! I enjoy my natural superiority, as I have very little to prove...though I do enjoy demonstrating it over and over again with all of you – sissies, strokers, cuckolds,...
Slurp Like An Egyptian
Today is King Tut Day, marking the discovery of the entrance to his tomb 98 years ago. What could that possibly have to do with phone sex or cumeating? Well, those ancient Egyptians were a very kinky bunch, especially the gods. And Isis was a particularly femdomme...
Halloween Weekend Sexytexting Treat!
Ah, Halloween, the time of year when men and women everywhere let out their inner vamp - and I don't mean vampire! My sister bought a ridiculously skimpy scarecrow costume, and swore it was the least sexy one she had to choose from. Sexy nurse, devil, cop - I get it,...
The Girlfriend Experience Podcast Ep7: PEGGING
LISTEN: The Girlfriend Experience Podcast, Ep7: Pegging For the uninitiated, let’s kick things off with a definition. The act of pegging is when a woman uses a strap-on to penetrate a man. But it doesn’t have to be some crazy, intense experience, though...
CFNM With The Handyman
I know you're all familiar with the porn scenes involved a Hot Horny Housewife and the Handyman...mm, perhaps I assume too much since that's vanilla porn. And if you're reading this blog, you are not vanilla! Anyway, you get the idea - he asks what needs fixing, she...
The Girlfriend Experience Podcast Ep5: Texting Sexy
LISTEN: The Girlfriend Experience Podcast, Ep5: Texting Sexy I keep pretty busy between calls with all of the guys working from home these days. Especially in the mornings because, well, Morning Wood is soooo real! The first thing I do is catch up on all my...
The Cuckolding-Threesome Crossover
There are at least a dozen ways for a couple to approach cuckolding, and I've even discussed a few in previous posts. But today I to review the least-submissive form of cuckolding I've come across - and it's very popular on these sexy phone lines! It really makes...
Hot Hair Job Cocktease
Has anyone ever given you a hair job? That's not a typo, I said hair job not hand job - I definitely know the difference! I first "heard" of this concept on an episode of Ally McBeal back around 2000. Lucy Liu's character is a very dominant and creative cocktease, and...
4 Kinky Play Ideas For Silky Stockings
Who doesn't love a silky pair of stockings, whether you're looking at them, touching them or wearing them yourself (naughty boy!)? So naturally they're a great choice for some sexy play time, even if you don't have a fetish for stockings or legs. But other than...
Please Your Mistress on National Splurge Day
For the record, before you all think I'm a very greedy goddess, my pervy brain read that 'holiday' as National Splooge Day the first time around. Maybe it's because I induced more than a few orgasms on the phone yesterday, so I've got man-cream on the brain...
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