3 Ways A Sharpie Was Never Meant To Be Used
Warning: After reading this post, you may never look at a Sharpie the same way again. Like, never ever. I have more Sharpies than I can wrap my hand around...y'know, kind of like a thick dick's worth. From Extra Fine to Jumbo chisel-tip, mostly black but a few bright...
The Secret Crossdresser’s Closet
I've lost track of the many different types of crossdressers I've come across - the straight "escape from reality" lingerie lover, the self-professed hetero with overwhelming cocksucking fantasies, the repressed transgender and the pervy pantyboy are just a few. The...
New Assignments – and My Birthday!
I've put up some fun new options in our Phone Sex Assignments store recently because I just love having lots of different ways to play with you between calls! I get it - nothing beats a good phone sex fantasy, but these assignments give you a chance to indulge your...
Body Worship: Fetishists & Submissives
I've been on the receiving end of some fantastic and not-so-fantastic body worship experiences in the past 15 years, so I feel like something of an expert. They span many trysts with a true body worship artist to poorly-disguised trickery to gain access to my feet,...
3 Reasons for Sissies to Submit to the Strap-on!
I completely understand that not all sissies are cut out to service real cock - most, yes, but not all. However, that doesn't mean the rest of you gurls shouldn't be on your knees providing strap-on service of some sort! It's truly the ultimate act of submission, and...
I’m your Valentine Mistress of the Month!
Ah, February, the shortest yet most action-packed month on the calendar...Groundhog's Day, Valentine's Day, President's Day, Super Bowl Sunday, Mardi Gras, the Oscars and let's not forget National Shower With A Friend Day coming up on the 5th, hehe. This year, you've...
If Men Had Those Campy Reindeer Names
Welcome to the Christmas Phone Sex blog train - I hope you enjoyed Duchess Willow's "Lemonade & Ranch Doritos - The Feeder, The Spanker and An Ebony Femdom Christmas". If you haven't had the pleasure yet, I suggest you head over there soon to enjoy a good kinky...
Forget World Domination – I Go For WORD Domination!
If you've ever done a call with me, you know that "dirty, flirty and wordy" describes me very well! I enjoy my natural superiority, as I have very little to prove...though I do enjoy demonstrating it over and over again with all of you – sissies, strokers, cuckolds,...
Slurp Like An Egyptian
Today is King Tut Day, marking the discovery of the entrance to his tomb 98 years ago. What could that possibly have to do with phone sex or cumeating? Well, those ancient Egyptians were a very kinky bunch, especially the gods. And Isis was a particularly femdomme...
Halloween Weekend Sexytexting Treat!
Ah, Halloween, the time of year when men and women everywhere let out their inner vamp - and I don't mean vampire! My sister bought a ridiculously skimpy scarecrow costume, and swore it was the least sexy one she had to choose from. Sexy nurse, devil, cop - I get it,...
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