“I’ll bet this is the strangest call you’ve ever gotten, we didn’t even talk about sex.”

“I know we usually talk about (my tiny penis, my hot wife, etc), but today I just feel like being really real. Will you be real with me?”

“You’re single, I’m single, how do you deal with being single looking like you do?”

One of the most unexpected things you’ll ever hear about calling a phone sex mistress is…sometimes kinky adult chat doesn’t happen. Now I’m not saying I won’t talk about sex sometimes, or that I’m even trying to take the sex out of phone sex. I’m just saying that it happens sometimes that sex takes a back seat to whatever is on your mind. And despite the popular belief that men always have sex on the brain, occasionally less carnal thoughts prevail.

Last night I heard from someone who normally talks about cocksucking slavery, but it took a turn towards the downside of homeownership. The night before that, I heard about the stresses of being a business owner with no one to tell you you’re doing a good/bad job. And tonight I chatted with someone who is also happy being single, but wishes he had “friends with partial benefits” like I do (mm, that body worship artist…). Okay, so that one was a little like phone sex therapy, but you get my point.

Do I mind? Absolutely not! You and I are multifaceted creatures, there’s no reason we should only sing on one note just because you reach me on an 800 number 😉

Keep it sassy!
— Claire —

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