Ah, February, the shortest yet most action-packed month on the calendar…Groundhog’s Day, Valentine’s Day, President’s Day, Super Bowl Sunday, Mardi Gras, the Oscars and let’s not forget National Shower With A Friend Day coming up on the 5th, hehe. This year, you’ve got an extra-special reason to celebrate — I’m the Mistress of the Month! I feel like it’s the phone sex equivalent of being in the centerfold, so here are my sexy stats:

Sexy Stats for Your Mistress of the Month

          Name:  Claire
          Age:  Begins with a 4
          Status:  Single, usually with FWBs and playthings
          Orientation:  Boringly hetero
          Favorite Body Part:  It’s a tie between hands and lips
          Favorite Sexual Position:  Depends on the dick. I mean, man.
          Favorite Fetishes:  Feminization, humiliation, ‘classroom’ punishments, cumeating
          Hobbies:  Travel, investing, languages, hunting down a man who can make eggs benedict

Sweet Special for February – 50% Off All Assignments

I love devising kinky assignments whenever I have a spurt of creativity, and I’ve got a bunch over at PhoneSexAssignments.com. This is your only chance this year to pick up any or all of my pervy offerings for HALF PRICE! Yes, even the ones I did with other mistresses – Chastity Hijinks with Ms Kellie, Anal Training with Ms Delia and Mission CUMpossible (cumeating) with Ms Hunter. I am particularly proud of the Feminization Journal and Candy Cocksucking, so be sure to have a peek at those.

Go Ahead, Make My Valentine’s Day!

This year, the sexy powers-that-be have made it possible for you to send us mistresses a Valentine. I love how you can buy it whenever you feel like it, but it gets delivered on Valentine’s Day. I’d love to wake up to this special Valentine’s spin on a virtual bouquet from you! As a single lady, I know I’ll be getting a few “wish you were here” texts from past partners (every year, at least 2, without fail). Make up for that nonsense by brightening my day with one of these 🙂