Ah, February, the shortest yet most action-packed month on the calendar…Groundhog’s Day, Valentine’s Day, President’s Day, Super Bowl Sunday, Mardi Gras, the Oscars and let’s not forget National Shower With A Friend Day coming up on the 5th, hehe. This year, you’ve got an extra-special reason to celebrate — I’m the Mistress of the Month! I feel like it’s the phone sex equivalent of being in the centerfold, so here are my sexy stats:
Sexy Stats for Your Mistress of the Month
Name: Claire
Age: Begins with a 4
Status: Single, usually with FWBs and playthings
Orientation: Boringly hetero
Favorite Body Part: It’s a tie between hands and lips
Favorite Sexual Position: Depends on the dick. I mean, man.
Favorite Fetishes: Feminization, humiliation, ‘classroom’ punishments, cumeating
Hobbies: Travel, investing, languages, hunting down a man who can make eggs benedict
Sweet Special for February – 50% Off All Assignments
I love devising kinky assignments whenever I have a spurt of creativity, and I’ve got a bunch over at PhoneSexAssignments.com. This is your only chance this year to pick up any or all of my pervy offerings for HALF PRICE! Yes, even the ones I did with other mistresses – Chastity Hijinks with Ms Kellie, Anal Training with Ms Delia and Mission CUMpossible (cumeating) with Ms Hunter. I am particularly proud of the Feminization Journal and Candy Cocksucking, so be sure to have a peek at those.
Go Ahead, Make My Valentine’s Day!
This year, the sexy powers-that-be have made it possible for you to send us mistresses a Valentine. I love how you can buy it whenever you feel like it, but it gets delivered on Valentine’s Day. I’d love to wake up to this special Valentine’s spin on a virtual bouquet from you! As a single lady, I know I’ll be getting a few “wish you were here” texts from past partners (every year, at least 2, without fail). Make up for that nonsense by brightening my day with one of these 🙂
Congratulations on being mistress of the month. Maybe we can have a blue ball call to celebrate!
Thanks – and definitely, let’s frustrate the hell out of those nuggets!
I sure wish you were logged in right now. I think you might enjoy “helping” me with my blue balls. I am craving some of your denial.
Congratulations Miss Claire!
I love the feeling of swollen blue balls!
Ms Claire, you certainly left me with a very swollen pair of blue blue balls. Thank you!, I think, omg.