I have started asking men who call for a little cock and ball torment if they’ve ever been kicked in the balls. I wish I hadn’t waited so long to throw this question into the mix! Because to my complete shock, very few of you have experienced the erotic pain of a knee in the nuts. Can you guess why that would surprise me? Oh, probably because…

 

7 Men Have Been Kicked In the Balls By ME!


That is not an exaggeration, and I didn’t know until this past year that it was unusual. I’d say only 20% of callers who have this fantasy have actually taken a hit to the family jewels from anyone, male or female. So not only have these men been deprived of this experience to the point of eroticizing it, but that means there are too many women out there who haven’t had gotten high off their own physical power over the penis. I mean, you don’t even need to go full force to make a guy crumple at your feet.

If any ladies are reading this, go ahead and have some fun pretending you’re going to kick him in the balls, and watch his reflexes do their thing. Bonus: it’ll keep him on his toes around you for a longgg time after!

 

My First “Victim”


The first time I knocked a guy in the nuts was actually a punch of sorts. It’s not like it was planned, and it’s also not like I’d ever thrown a punch in my life. Anyway, an aggressively flirty friend at the beach one summer thought it would be funny to run at me and pick me up. I’m not a big fan of being lifted off my feet. Swept off my feet, absolutely! But actually lose contact with the ground? Nuh-uh, no thanks. So I just kind of stuck my arm straight out with my balled up fist around chest level, and he JUMPED onto it. WTF, man? He had plenty of time to see it, it wasn’t even aimed at his groin. And just like that, he ended up with a punch to the peen.

He looked so cute curled up on the ground! He crawled under the boardwalk, gasping and trying not to sound like a whiney-ass bitch. I stood in front of him, hands on my hips (looking damn cute in a ruffled bikini, I might add), kind of confused.

Him:  Why did you do that?
Me:   I didn’t do anything.
Him:  You punched me in the dick!
Me:   Nope. Not taking the blame for that. You landed on my fist.
Him:  You’re not even going to say sorry?
Me:    I’m sorry you thought jumping on my fist was a good idea.

 

I’ll Bet That Punch In The Peen Lives In His Spank Bank

That was 20+ years ago, and now I know soooo much more about men. I feel 100% certain that he jerks off to the memory of that hot little bitch in the bikini who blasted him in the balls. I had a caller tell me once that he used to pay strippers $100 to take out their frustrations on his balls out back. It made me think of that guy at the beach, and I wondered if he has ever tried to relive the experience in some way. Maybe even through CBT phone sex! Wouldn’t that be a kick (heh, pun intended).

So whether or not you’ve got a real-life experience at the origin of your ballbusting kink, know that I do! And there are SIX more stories in my memory bank to feed into your spank bank. You and your needy nuts know where to find me!