My second favorite F word is…. FREE, and is sounds especially delicious and delightful in:

FREE PHONE SEX: 10 MINUTES IN HEAVEN!

All times are Eastern. All existing callers get 10 minutes free!

I’m going to take an educated guess that if you’re reading this, you are very aware that November is LDW’s 20th anniversary and there is a ton of specials going on all month. Perhaps you are a little less aware (shame on you!) that it’s my 4th anniversary here. Well, we both get a treat on November 28th – it’s FREE to talk to ME for 10 minutes. Sure, we can talk longer, but the first 10 minutes are both FREE of charge and FREE of any obligation to talk longer. 

As you can see from my little wintery banner above, I anticipate being able to take your calls 12am-2am, 10am-6pm and 8pm-12am EST. I will take the occasional quickie break to eat or take my dog out (unless you’d like to “join me” for a bite to eat or a brief walk?), but I really want to give everyone, both my existing callers and new-to-me fellas, lots of opportunity to reach me.

Getting The Most From Your Free Phone Sex Call

For some of you, 10 minutes is about 7 minutes more than you can last, lol. That’s okay, call me anyway – it’s free! For others, 10 minutes is barely enough to tickle your sexy bone… and that’s okay too, you can still enjoy your first 10 minutes on the house. Now, if you’re already a devoted slave to one of the other ladies here, perhaps she will send you to me with a specific purpose – amuse me, be ignored, spanking, that sort of thing.

Stuck for a good way to use 10 free minutes of phone sex with me? I mean…really, is that even possible for the Y-chromosome crowd? Well, I’ve got a few ideas that might inspire you:

• Ask Me Anything – let’s get a feel for our chemistry on future calls
• Confession – it’s good for the soul and the cock!
• Domestic Duties – entertain me while I change my sheets, make tea, take out the trash
• Porn Punishment – if you’ve been watching too much, report for CBT immediately!
• Pass The Penis – I can be a bonus stop on the stroke train, lol
• Outsourcing – maybe your mistress doesn’t have time for you…well she can send you to me!

I’m going to guess that if you’re a fan of mine, you’re bright enough to figure most of this out from the graphic alone, lol. Anyone who calls me or does a text session of 20 minutes or longer on December 15th gets one of my $20 erotic mp3’s for free! Right now I have Cocksucker Destiny, Pre-Cum Fun and Cuckold Husband Preps Hot Wife. But in the next week or so, you’ll see something for feminization/sissy and small penis humiliation added.

INSTRUCTIONS TO CLAIM GIFT:  After our call, email me with the title of the audio you want, and I’ll email it to you – easy, right? If you don’t see something that pushes your perv buttons, let me know and maybe I can accommodate your kink in my next recording session. You have until January 15th to claim your naughty audio gift.