I’ve been having way too much with the cumeaters who have snagged the CEI assignment I put together with Mistress Hunter, who specializes in cumeating fantasies. Not only have the guys been very enthusiastic, but one even showed off on cam for us – what a huge load he had! But one thing we barely mention that deserved expanding upon is how to turn cocktails into cum-drinking experiences.

 

Cumeaters: Do This To Any Cocktail

A fun way to make it happen is to cum in a small glass, like a shot glass. Then get a small ice tray, like the kind you find in those little dorm fridges, and pour it in as you, ahem, obtain the cum. Keep it all frozen and when you feel inspired to have a little cumeating fun, toss a few cum cubes into any drink. Instant cum cocktail!

Got a fresh load to play with? Make your cocktail of choice and cum on a plate to make sure you catch it all. Then dip your finger in your spermy mess and smear it around the rim. There will be no getting around the flavor even if you wanted to!

 

Cum Cocktail Recipes

Some cocktails lend themselves to the addition of cum better than others. For example, no adding your cum to anything clearish, like a gin and tonic. And I forbid you from splooging in my favorite – a cosmopolitan (I know that sounds very Sex-and-the-City of me, but I really like them). So it’s time for me to turn my hand to a bit of…Jizzology!

Penis Colada:  Adding a shot of your man-cream into this creamy white drink will make a seamless blend. Of course, every sip you take, you’ll be wondering if you can really taste it or not! So…3oz rum, 3Tbsp cream of coconut, 1Tbsp cream of your-nut (which replaces some of the cream of coconut), 2oz pineapple juice, crushed ice.

Gin Jizz:  A slightly whitish drink, the color works well, but I suspect the texture will stand out. Just substitute your cum for the optional egg white in the standard recipe. Care to put this to the test for me?

Bailey’s over Icy Cum Cubes:  I can’t believe I’m suggesting that you desecrate my favorite winter evening drink, but how perfect does this sound!

Frozen Cumslide:  A kinky rendering of a mudslide, of course! 1oz each of vodka, Kahlua, Bailiey’s and heavy cream, plus 1 cum shot (which replaces some of the heavy cream in the recipe). Garnish with chocolate shavings if you’re feeling fancy.

And now…I dare you to bring one of these drinks to Ms Scarlet’s Virtual COCK-tail Party this Saturday at 5pm EST in the CommunityKink.com chatroom.

 

Not a Cumeater Yet?

I remember going out during my college days and seeing a guy buy a round of Cement Mixer layered shots for a small group of girls. This was not a familiar drink to them, and they looked down at their 2oz shot glasses with trepidation. First the bartended filled them with Bailey’s (ugh, again with a favorite of mine!). Then he added lime juice and told them to pour it in their mouths and shake their heads to mix it.

Well, that’s when they realized…the way the two mix gave it a similar consistency to cum. The looks on their faces were priceless, and the guy was such a good sport that he did one right after they realized why he bought them that drink. So go ahead, if you can’t bring yourself to swallow a load yet but are curious about where to start with cumeating, consider trying an innocuous Cement Mixer to get the ball(s) rolling!