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Cumeating Assignment for Mistress ClaireOnce upon a time, I had a desperate, pain-in-the-ass guy friend try to persuade me suck his cock because he hadn’t had a blow job in months. I immediately showed him the door, and on his way out, he was like, “Wait! Wait! I had lots of pineapple and watermelon for breakfast! It should taste good!” … And that was the first time, but certainly not the last, that I heard that pineapple makes cum taste sweet.

But…does it? Does pineapple really make a difference? Well, not being a swallower or someone who goes around monitoring the fruit intake of her partners, I have no idea. So I propose a little assignment, a sort of game for all the cum-eaters out there who want to please me by satisfying my cum curiosity.

First, jerk off and eat it to establish a baseline. Score it from 1 to 10 where 1 is bitter and 10 is sweet. Then eat at least a quarter of a pineapple every day for 3 days without masturbating to orgasm. On that third day, stroke, blow your load, eat your cum, then give it a score. Feel free to mention the results in the comment section along with any other differences you notice in the flavor or consistency of your jizz.

Keep it sassy!
— Claire —