Sweetheart, you know you’re the one I want to be with for the long haul. I’ve felt that way for years and that will never change. But…you remember all those stories you insisted I tell you about my ex, the last boyfriend before you? Well, he’s coming to town tomorrow night and we are planning to, well, to make more stories worth listening to!

He Has a Nine-Inch Cock

When we first started dating, you were so worried that you didn’t measure up in bed because of your rather average size, and I assured you that you more than made up for it with other skills. I truly meant that…then. But you know I’ve been reminiscing about my ex’s nine-inch cock a lot lately, about how incredibly full and fulfilled I felt when he fucked me. So it can’t come as any surprise that when he called and offered a stroll down memory lane, my brain couldn’t find the word “no”.

So Turned On Just Thinking About It

Here, let me hold your six-incher while I remind you why I’m doing all this. Oh – oh my, it’s rock hard and throbbing, I can’t believe how easily you gave in to cuckold excitement! Okay then, would you believe that even though it’s been ten years since we split up, he still calls sex a “deep dicking”? The moment he spoke those words, my panties got sooo wet – talk about a flood of memories of that spectacularly thick nine-inch cock! I see those words really got you going too, you’re dripping pre-cum all over my hand. All the better to stroke you with!

Cream Pie or Sloppy Seconds?

Sh sh sh, don’t say a word. I know this isn’t easy for you, knowing what is about to happen – but it is going to happen and you are going to thoroughly enjoy the aftermath, I promise. In fact, I’m feeling so excited and so turned on and so generous that I’ll let you enjoy it any way you want to. Do you want to look, taste, smell, feel me the moment I get home? Give it some thought, I’m even willing to open my legs and give you the sloppy seconds you’ve half-joked about.

So with or without your blessing, I am indeed going to be spending a night with my legs wrapped around my last boyfriend, getting that deep dicking I’ve been missing so much lately. And your very hard, very average cock, dear husband, tells me that I will be welcomed back with enthusiasm!