Pi Day BONUS Fun!

Pi Day BONUS Fun!

Warning:  This post might make your brain hurt if you can’t math. Still reading? Awesome! I’m lucky to have a bunch of math geeks for callers, so this year we’re going to have some Pi Day fun in the form of GIFTS for you! Because yeah, I know you...
New Assignments – and My Birthday!

New Assignments – and My Birthday!

I’ve put up some fun new options in our Phone Sex Assignments store recently because I just love having lots of different ways to play with you between calls! I get it – nothing beats a good phone sex fantasy, but these assignments give you a chance to...
Halloween Weekend Sexytexting Treat!

Halloween Weekend Sexytexting Treat!

Ah, Halloween, the time of year when men and women everywhere let out their inner vamp – and I don’t mean vampire! My sister bought a ridiculously skimpy scarecrow costume, and swore it was the least sexy one she had to choose from. Sexy nurse, devil, cop...
How About A Two MILF Nooner in June?

How About A Two MILF Nooner in June?

A MILF Phone Sex Nooner Twofer – that’s quite a mouthful, isn’t it? Mm, a mouthful…of us! Let’s break this down into something you and your distracting dick can understand better…. #CondescendingMistress, I know, but we all know...
Being A Perv Has Its PERKS!

Being A Perv Has Its PERKS!

Not too many people around these kinky parts know this about me, but one of my very active hobbies is accumulating – and using! – travel points/miles. I will do mildly inconvenient things to get them, but I avoid the “obsessive” end of the...