Halloween Weekend Sexytexting Treat!

Halloween Weekend Sexytexting Treat!

Ah, Halloween, the time of year when men and women everywhere let out their inner vamp – and I don’t mean vampire! My sister bought a ridiculously skimpy scarecrow costume, and swore it was the least sexy one she had to choose from. Sexy nurse, devil, cop...
How About A Two MILF Nooner in June?

How About A Two MILF Nooner in June?

A MILF Phone Sex Nooner Twofer – that’s quite a mouthful, isn’t it? Mm, a mouthful…of us! Let’s break this down into something you and your distracting dick can understand better…. #CondescendingMistress, I know, but we all know...
Being A Perv Has Its PERKS!

Being A Perv Has Its PERKS!

Not too many people around these kinky parts know this about me, but one of my very active hobbies is accumulating – and using! – travel points/miles. I will do mildly inconvenient things to get them, but I avoid the “obsessive” end of the...
A Very Short List of Fetishes I Don’t Enjoy

A Very Short List of Fetishes I Don’t Enjoy

Last week I blogged about my top 5 favorite fetishes in detail, and it occurred to me at the time that a list of my least favorite fetishes and call types, while quite short, might be kind of interesting for you. And just so you know, all of these fetishes are...
Cinco de Kinko: My Top 5 Favorite Fetishes

Cinco de Kinko: My Top 5 Favorite Fetishes

“Mistress, what are your favorite fetishes? Which ones really rev your engine?” … I hear this question from a lot of new-to-me phone sex callers. It’s not an easy one to answer because the list of common fetishes I DIS-like is way shorter (I...
Skype Skype Baby!

Skype Skype Baby!

I offer three ways to use Skype to enhance your interactions with me. Now, before you get all excited about this, none of them involve me turning on my webcam (okay, you can stop crying now). But I’m pretty sure you’ll still find at least one of these ways...