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Mistress On The Move – To Colorado!

A couple of weeks ago I sold my nice, warm Florida house with swimming pool and drove my rather fine ass across the deep south and over a treacherous mountain pass to Colorado’s Western Slope. Yes, in January…kind of a reverse migration, if you will. So at...

Wet, Windy & Wild

No, not me – but the storm bearing down on me is all of those things and more! So I live on the east coast of Florida, a tad south of Cape Canaveral (the little bump about halfway down on a map), and I’m set for some serious weather in a few days. In fact,...

Mistress, Can We Talk About Non-Sex Stuff?

“I’ll bet this is the strangest call you’ve ever gotten, we didn’t even talk about sex.” “I know we usually talk about (my tiny penis, my hot wife, etc), but today I just feel like being really real. Will you be real with me?”...

Top Pervy Moments in the United Kinkdom

  You may have noticed that I was taking calls at some weird-for-me hours the last few weeks. I was over in England and Scotland enjoying a little bit of touristy fun during the days while fulfilling your phone sex fantasies at night…well, that was most...

Getting Sextylicious on Skype

Please tell me you’re aware of the joys and JOIs of a hot sexytexting session, with or without me watching you on cam. I mean, you can do it from anywhere – a cubicle, an airport, your bed(!!) – and no one would even suspect it as long as you conceal...