SPH for the Big Swinging Dick

SPH for the Big Swinging Dick

I have never once met a powerful (or more accurately, powerful-acting) man, aka a Big Swinging Dick, who actually had a big dick. I mean, I lived in New York City for a few years here and there, and managed to find myself in many a CFNM situation because men just...
“Pervert” Is A Compliment When I Say It

“Pervert” Is A Compliment When I Say It

I tend to use the word “pervert” a lot in my writing and on phone sex calls. I know it’s normally used judgmentally, but when it comes from me, it’s a compliment. First of all, it sounds kinda funny. Go ahead, say it out loud, you’ll see...
Hairy Humiliation

Hairy Humiliation

While small penis humiliation is fun, it’s certainly not the only kind this mistress is good at. I just need to know your Achilles heel so I can take aim! And today, I’m taking aim at men who have more in common with our primate ancestors because of ALL...

The Girlfriend Experience Podcast Ep2: PENIS SIZE!

LISTEN: The Girlfriend Experience with Kellie & Claire: Episode 2   To say that penis size is either irrelevant or the be-all-end-all of sexual satisfaction would be wildly wrong, regardless of the relationship. So it’s a natural subject for Miss Kellie...

Serve Me Naked

I’ve been served by naked men before, and I will be again when I happen upon the right kind of sub. No, I’m not “taking applications” here, lol, so don’t get all hopeful. I’m just letting you know that when you call for a little...

Sexifying National Potato Day (Monday)

Have pity for the underrated potato. It’s dull, dowdy and dirty in its unadulterated state. Diets lump it in with other white carbs even though it has tons of nutritional value. People mostly want to turn it into little sticks and deep fry them. And while ice...