So many younger men fail to understand that they’re not the only one in the bed who needs a nice warm, wet mouth between their legs. And by “younger men” I mean anyone who hasn’t learned that patience and a generous approach to oral sex comes back to them in spades. And so this MILF phone mistress has had to enlighten more than a few horndogs who’ve crossed her path with a few not-so-subtle lessons on why they should go down on a woman on a frequent basis. With a little femdomme flair, of course!

Lesson 1:  You Go Down On A Woman First – Always

As much as I love hooking up with younger men sometimes, this is the one thing they rarely get right. The rule here is: Never ever expect or instruct a woman to suck your dick before you slip her pussy the tongue first. This is a selfish bastard move especially the first time you get naked with someone new, because the odds of you coming before we get our ‘turn’ are sadly quite high. Just like new pussy, a new mouth tends to bring on an orgasm pretty quickly. So if you are lucky enough to have gotten this far with a woman, be a good boy and don’t set off her Asshole Radar with this presumption.

Lesson 2:  Don’t Rush It

Again, don’t make it all about your dick. Don’t say or behave in a way that comes across as “I did you, now you do me”. We don’t want to feel like the only reason you did it was to earn your turn – and honestly, we can feel that from your approach, you don’t actually have to say anything. It feels rushed, and the worst of you basically use your tongue to get us wet and call it good. Um, if that’s your idea of getting a pussy wet, I’m going to wondering if you’re worth the effort of a good MILF training at all. Just sayin’.

Lesson 3:  Earning The Privilege of Touching Yourself

I’m not a big proponent of rushing into sex with a new toy, potential lover or boyfriend because I want to know I’m going to get some quality sexytime. So the second time we get naked is when I think is perfect to go down on a woman (me!) – but I’m going to ‘test’ whether or not you prioritize my pleasure. When you’ve got your head down there between my legs and you’re starting to work your magic, I’m going to push your head back for a moment, wait for you to look me in the eye, and tell you “That feels amazing, keep it up and I’ll let you stroke yourself.” 

It’s so much fun seeing the reaction to that! Confusion, arousal…and my personal favorite, derision accompanied by a throbbing hard-on. Some men – again, of all ages – have never come across a woman who knows her own sexual power, and it’s fucking hot! Those last ones usually end up making the best pussy slaves, because they want to hear me talk like that again lol.

Stroking While Licking

Know what else is fucking hot? Feeling your shoulder shake because you’re jerking off while my legs are draped over them. You hear me moan, feel my hips lift to get more of your mouth, my fingernails dig into your hair a little bit — and that shoulder shakes a little faster. The question of whether or not I’ll ‘return the favor’ becomes moot because you’re so aroused by me getting off on your tongue that you eventually explode. And that’s how it should be. You learned a valuable lesson about putting a woman’s pleasure first while at the same time enjoying a little unfamiliar uncertainty about if/when you’ll get the same treatment. I’m pretty sure you’ll be keen to come back for more…and if you’re lucky, you might just get to be my oral slave 🙂

 

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