No, not me – but the storm bearing down on me is all of those things and more! So I live on the east coast of Florida, a tad south of Cape Canaveral (the little bump about halfway down on a map), and I’m set for some serious weather in a few days. In fact, it’s so serious that I’m leaving the state this afternoon and not coming back for a week! It’s not that I’m afraid of storms, I think they’re exciting…but the prospect of having no power and therefore no air-conditioning or internet for 2-10 days is more than I want to deal with.

Phone Sex Availability

I’m heading up to the Boston area, where I’ll be hanging out with my “homo bro” and his friends for a while…so cute how they act all innocent and coy until that second margarita, when they start slipping up about what dirty boys they’ve been lately, heh. Anyway, I anticipate not being around after 11am today (Saturday), but Sunday and the rest of the week look pretty normal for my habit of talkin’ dirty 9/10am thru lunchtime, then a big chunk of the evening (EST).

Hurricane Jokes

How is a woman like a hurricane?
They’re all warm, wet and wild when they come, but in the end they take your house.

Hurricane Dorian got you too? He’s been blowing half of Florida this week.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job.

Feel free to add yours in the comments!

Keep it sassy!
— Claire —

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