Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions

Social Distancing in Dick Dimensions

by | Jun 4, 2020 | Humiliation

I’m reminded of this joke that goes “Why are men so bad at parallel parking?” Because they’ve utterly convinced themselves that this ” ======================== ” is six inches. Well now we’re all expected to be experts at...
SPH for the Big Swinging Dick

SPH for the Big Swinging Dick

by | Apr 24, 2020 | Humiliation

I have never once met a powerful (or more accurately, powerful-acting) man, aka a Big Swinging Dick, who actually had a big dick. I mean, I lived in New York City for a few years here and there, and managed to find myself in many a CFNM situation because men just...

Do You Have A Dollar Dick?

by | May 22, 2019 | Humiliation

A dollar bill is a hair over 6 inches. That happens to be the size of the average dick. Guess which one I have more use for. I’m often asked if I’m a size queen. Well, I prefer to think of it as having standards that don’t incl ude...