MILF & Cookies For Christmas!

MILF & Cookies For Christmas!

🎄 We Wish You A MILF-y Christmas! 🎄 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the land The perverts were stroking their dicks with their hand Should you find yourself with a bad case of the Holiday Hornies over Christmas Eve and Day, a few of us sexy MILF...
How About A Two MILF Nooner in June?

How About A Two MILF Nooner in June?

A MILF Phone Sex Nooner Twofer – that’s quite a mouthful, isn’t it? Mm, a mouthful…of us! Let’s break this down into something you and your distracting dick can understand better…. #CondescendingMistress, I know, but we all know...
Sexploration with a MILF Mistress

Sexploration with a MILF Mistress

I had a conversation with a man who said something thought-provoking about the perceived importance of how many sex partners a woman has had: “There are no sluts over 30, only Women of the World.” Now let’s not get into a debate about slut shaming...

Sexing Up a 30-year-old Virgin

I have come across a surprising number of male virgins pushing the age of 30 in my life, starting from when I was several years younger than that. Were they ugly? No. Were they losers? No. Did they have small dicks? No (well, the ones I knew about). Were they socially...