My introduction to the toe sucking kink happened early – freshman year in college, to be precise. Cell phones weren’t commonplace for personal use yet, so most of us had landlines in our dorm rooms. Apparently there were certain exchanges associated with my college campus in NYC, and local deviants (and I don’t mean that in a good way) would call random numbers until they got a girl who didn’t hang up on them immediately. Well, my best friend in college was one of those girls. Just back from Christmas break, she got a call while I was in the room, and the first thing out of her mouth was, “You want to suck my TOES? Not my tits – my TOES? What’s the matter with you??”

Toe-Sucking Tony

And so began the entire floor’s phone-acquaintanceship with a guy we dubbed “Suck Your Toes Tony”. He never withheld his number from caller ID because it would just make his day if someone called it and said, “Hey Tony, I want you to get down on the floor and suck my toes!” My friend was just so entertained by the idea that some guy wanted to peel off her sweaty socks and service her feet that it never occurred to her that she should just hang up or not answer. Tony became a daily caller.

Now I didn’t really approve of this situation. Maybe I’d seen too many stalker-themed made-for-TV movies on Lifetime or something, but I just knew nothing good could come of this. So, having no clue that humiliation was a kink and very likely part of Suck Your Toes Tony’s fetish, I grabbed the phone one day. Ugh, by then my friend had entered his number so he showed up as SYT Tony. Anyway, I answered and barked, “What’s with this toe sucking crap? If you want to suck, suck a real cock, not tiny toe cocks!”

Well the other four girls in the room HOWLED. I wasn’t much of one for using language like that (my my how things have changed!), so it thoroughly amused them all. The sad thing is…I don’t remember how SYT Tony responded. I just remember busting on him for really being a cocksucker in denial, probably afraid of gagging or some other ridiculous thing.

The First Time A Man Got To Suck My Toes

Fast forward about 10 years and a very handsome man sucked my toes for real for the first time. What a powerful feeling! He was a polite Brit I met on my travels in Europe. When he asked if he could buy me a drink, I told him flat out that I wasn’t going to sleep with him. Very much a gentleman, he smiled and bought me a cosmopolitan (you know, that one cocktail I won’t let you use for drinking your own cum!). He said I was under no obligation to play footsie with him under the table but he’d really like that. It wasn’t the first time a man foot-flirted with me, but it was definitely the hottest!

So we end up in my room and he takes my feet in his lap, removes my sandals, and very sensually touches each of my pretty toes. He asks if he can kiss the little tips. Yes, you with that sexy English accent, yes you can. Then he proceeded to suck them into his mouth one by one. I said something like, “Oh, French kissing!” with a giggle. And that’s when it happened. He lifted his head and said, “Your toes are like tiny little cocks, they’re so easy to suck and nibble on.”

His name wasn’t Tony, but I was instantly transported back to my friend’s dorm room 20 year ago. I froze for about a minute, remembering the sleazebag who used to call a room full of young college girls to get off. But that memory faded fast, overtaken by the sensational mouth of a knicker-melting Englishman who called me his sugar-toed princess. I think he kissed, flicked and sucked for almost an hour. I did not sleep with him, but I was more than happy to let him open his pants so I could give him a teasing footjob with my bare feet.

Toes Are Like Tiny Cocks – KINKY COMMENT PRIZE!

I happen to have a bag of dicks. Literally. They’re little carved stone cocks about 1″  (the diameter of a quarter, hence its inclusion in the pic for scale). I stumbled across them while shopping for something quite different. And they’re all pictured above! I swear I never really have to look for anything pervy, those things just find ME! Anyway, you have until late Monday night to leave an entertaining comment below and win one of these tiny cock rocks! Just a few things:

• The tiny stone cock can’t be sent until our office reopens, at which point I will tell you who to email your address to for deliver. Hopefully that won’t be long!
• MISTRESS COMMENTS QUALIFY! I told a bunch of them last month that I was in possession of carved stone mini-dicks, and more than a few said they wanted one. Well ladies, you have an equal shot!
• All comments (over 15 words) still qualify for the bigger prizes at the end of the month, regardless of what date you leave it.
• The winner will be sent a picture of the cock rock so s/he knows what to expect!