I tend to use the word “pervert” a lot in my writing and on phone sex calls. I know it’s normally used judgmentally, but when it comes from me, it’s a compliment. First of all, it sounds kinda funny. Go ahead, say it out loud, you’ll see what I mean. Plus, usually the kind of person who says it in a negative way is too uptight to use a harsher turn of phrase, e.g. “you filthy fucking pervert”, and that just makes it even funnier 🙂
What Is A Pervert?
In common usage, a pervert is simply someone who is into different sex stuff than the judgie person using the word. I’ve had significantly more than one man tell me that his wife called him a pervert because he wanted regular ol’ sex more often than she did. That’s setting the bar awfully low even by vanilla standards! I remember my first exposure to the word, which goes back a few decades – it involved a Benny Hill sketch, a trench coat and an overly-pubed flasher. Hah, now there’s a term you probably haven’t heard in ages!
My Use of the Word PERVERT
If I call you a pervert, it means you’ve successfully one-upped me in naughty sexual deviance. I might even be a little envious that I didn’t think of trying it before you did, which means you’ve given me inspiration. And inspiration is not a bad thing…therefore having me label you a pervert should be taken as approval at the very least, and most likely admiration.
It Takes One To Know One
I’ve been called a pervert for being a phone sex operator and just a dominant woman in general. I’ll say it again because it’s worth repeating, a lot of people set the bar for that pretty low! Of course most of them are complete hypocrites, like the guy friend who did a good job at faking alpha status by sounding aggressive when essentially begging to be told what to do – what a total secret submissive “pervert”!
Anyway, fellow perverts, know that you’ve found an entertaining place and a fun lady to be a pervert with whenever the mood takes you!
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