Hopefully you’ve been enjoying my daily posts here for my “Blog A Day Keeps The Boredom Away” campaign to combat, well, the boredom from being stuck at home for weeks (or months? I hope not!). For the next month though, I’m taking things up a notch in celebration of MASTURBATION MAY! That’s right, a whole month totally devoted to slapping the salami, choking the chicken, beating your meat, spanking the monkey. Fun times ahead, right? Well I’ve got an extra special treat for all of my devoted blog readers – my Kinky Comment Contest, which starts tomorrow and runs all month!

There will be prizes, people! Lots of pervy prizes! Some are valuable while others are silly – personally I had more fun coming up with the silly ones, and some of them are actual items that will be sent by mail (through the LDW office, for our mutual privacy). Anyway, be sure to use a valid email address when commenting so I can reach you if you win. The prizes for my bloggy way to honor Masturbation May fall into the following two categories:

NUMBER OF COMMENTS LEFT

DETAILS:  One entry per comment of 15+ words, maximum 1 comment per blog post
PRIZES:  15 minute call or text session, a FREE copy of my JOI audio, 3-minute custom audio.
DRAWING:  Completely objective, and will be done live on Ms Daphne’s Sissy Saturdays radio/chat show on June 6 at 10pm EST

SPECIAL POST PRIZES

DETAILS:  A few random posts throughout the month will have specific prizes attached to them. Only comments left by the end of the day after publishing will qualify.
PRIZES:  Something very relevant to the post, and it will be mentioned and maybe even pictured in the post itself.
DRAWING:  Completely subjective – whichever comment stands out for depth or hilarity by my standards will win. Will be decided 2 days after publishing, and the winner will be named in that post’s comments, so check back!

MASTURBATION MAY-HEM

So fire up your keyboard and sharpen your wits when you’re not too busy stroking, jerking, squeezing and squirting your cock. We’ve got some fun times ahead, and I want you to bring your A-Game!

P.S. Today Is My Birthday

With all the craziness going on in the world at the moment, the whole birthday thing has fallen off the radar of all but my most immediate family. So any cute tweets, comments, e-cards would really brighten my day. And a very heartfelt thank you, “Nylon Nancy”, for the lovely set of sheets that the office ladies will be forwarding to me as soon as it reopens 🙂