I suck cock – but I swear I’m not gay!
You say this to the average person on the street, and the response will be something like, “Yeah right…SO GAY!” But I’m not the average person on the street. I hear this at least twice a week from phone sex submissives, and those conversations lead down a few different pervy paths. So if you’re one of these non-gay men who suck cock, tell me, which category most closely describes your situation?
Willy Watcher
It seem like your entire life, you’ve found yourself comparing your cock to those you manage to catch a glimpse of, especially in person. You might even be that guy in the public bathroom peeking slyly at the guy next to you. Or that guy in the gym showers who always looks when someone new enters. You’re focused on cock – but not so much on the man attached to it. And you abide by the law of the jungle: the biggest cock is the most dominant and deserves your submission. You will suck just about any cock bigger than yours, but you don’t want to kiss, touch, be touched by, or even know the name of its owner. It is 100% about the cock and 0% about the man.
Gay Humiliation
Often tricky to identify, some guys who say they’re not gay want to be bullied into admitting that they are. Then as part of the rough persuasion, humiliation comes screaming into play. As in, “You suck cock, and you don’t think that’s gay? What are you, a numbnut? Because putting another man’s dick in your mouth totally makes you a homo and you know it.” (Yes, that was a somewhat gentle version of what flies out of my mouth in this scenario, lol.) Just so you know, I err on the careful side of this one at first, before really letting loose, heh.
STR8 Men Suck Cock
So you may not identify as gay, but you’re certainly not straight….but you might be STR8. The Online Slang Dictionary defines STR8 as “predominantly heterosexual but having same sex attractions, relationships, or sex occasionally”. Another term in use for this flavor of sexuality is “heteroflexible”. So while some people might thrust you under a big rainbow flag, it’s not that simple. But it’s also not hetero.
Suck Cock For Mistress
And for still others, cocksucking is the ultimate form of submission to a woman because they are not gay. Now it could easily be argued that the guy is just looking for an excuse to get a dick in his mouth without feeling responsible for the activity. But for some truly straight men, the ultimate form of submission to a woman is suck a cock at her whim because he gets no pleasure from the act. It’s easy enough to tell the difference between the two – the first type leads with “I suck cock for a mistress, that’s it” and the other mentions it in passing only.
So, if you’re in the habit of sucking the occasional cock but don’t consider yourself gay…which of these do you fall under? And if none, then what?
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Hi Claire,
I love Cock,
Yes it’s true,
I love Cock,
And Panty hose too!
Look at you, “poetically” revealing to me another angle on your kinkiness!
Unlike me reaction to most statements by President Trump, I can wholeheartedly agree with half of the headline of this blog! Let me go slip into my garters and stockings while you ponder which half.
Tsk, you say that like I don’t know already… but hey, I’ll leave everyone else guessing! 😉
I guess I suck cock for Mistress
It’s a thrill and a treat to tell a beautiful woman that I can never have that I 💋 sucked a dick and I liked it. My adventures on an isolated beach in Florida seeing well endowed men in g strings.( I would prefer TGirl cock but it’s just not available) so after all dick is dick. Since I have a micro penis locked 🔒 up in chastity.I can enjoy telling women of my cock sucking adventures
Miss Claire,
Thanks for the great post! The subject of sucking cock ALWAYS gets me going. And it should. I’m as gay as you can get! I wish I was bi or straight, but my cock will NOT work around a woman…unless she’s watching me with a got guy! I went through some denial, thinking that my craving for cock was just curiosity. Now, after a lot of self reflection, I”m able to accept myself as a gay man. And I have a small cock, so feel free to giggle!
I love hearing that a small penis belongs to the Rainbow Squad – with the very encompassing top/bottom phenomenon, there’s such an easy way for you to fit in (yes, pun intended, hehehe).
Rainbow squad! I love it! And with my small cock, I’m strictly on the receiving end of things. I have found my place, and I love it!
I was in the Str8, dude-bro scene for a while. It matched my self-perception of being Not Gay and was sometimes very satisfying, but I didn’t really fit in with most of those guys. They tend to be kind of douchy jock types I had nothing in common with besides the urgent need for male-male sex. The death of the Craigslist personals section was a blessing in disguise, because I found ways of meeting guys who are more interesting. I should note that in my opinion, the “Willy Watchers” aren’t the only ones who observe “the law of the jungle,” as you put it. In my experience, at least, the Str8 community also adheres pretty universally to the penis size pecking order.
Wow, sounds like you’ve been at it for quite some time, since it’s been a few years since the CL personals were eliminated. I’m glad you found ‘your people’ in the aftermath and are having an even better time than before. Thanks for stopping by!
You find good images for your posts. This time you shared a banana making a splash. The sound of a splash is surprising. Perhaps the image is symbolic of appreciation of a person’s manhood?