I’m pretty sure the only women out there who don’t want you to literally kiss their asses are the ones who’ve never experienced how great it feels. I have never, ever said no to a man who asked to worship my ass, my perky little bottom, my peachy firm cheeks…you get the idea.. I love everything about it, from the firmness of your big man hands cupping my sweet ass to your warm breath teasing the top of my crack. So here’s a guide to what I like best, how to pace yourself for my pleasure (and yours, if you’re lucky!), and what not to do.

Favorite Positions To Praise My Posterior

In a D/s encounter, I absolutely want you naked on your knees behind me, while I’m fully dressed. My skirt goes up, and there’s a convenient thong or no panties at all under it. What can I say, I like to throw in a little sexy Clothed Female Naked Male vibe whenever I can!

But if we’re involved in a “spicy vanilla” relationship of some sort (because I don’t do ‘plain vanilla’, it just won’t last), I like it a little cozier. I want to lay on my belly and feel your body against my legs and ass. There’s just nothing sexier than a man with a very sensual side worshipping your body, especially your ass!

How I Want You To Worship My Ass

The best way to start is with a nice, slow kneading. I know how badly you want to bury your face in it, I do. But a smart man, sub or otherwise, has a better experience if he starts off doing what I want, not what his dick wants. It’ll take a few minutes, but then you’ll feel my ass and my whole body release tension, and that’s when you can start using your mouth. I don’t care if you start by working up from the backs of my thighs or down from my hips, those first few kisses that you drop on my bottom are going to feel both sweet and stimulating.

Go on, tease me a little bit by skipping over ‘the great divide’ and giving the same treatment to the other side, prolonging my pleasure. Yes, I want to feel you nuzzle into my crack, but I know that it’s worth waiting for – and so do you! So at this point, I find out just how much you adore my derriere…

To Lick Or Not To Lick

Do I like my little pucker licked? Yes, I do, very much so – so naughty, so taboo! So if that’s your cup of tea, I won’t be pushing you away. However, if any man starts with “I want to worship your sexy ass” and then dives at it tongue-first, I know that the liaison has become more about his fetish than my pleasure. So all of you phone sex submissives out there who take the time to warm me up – and that is nearly all of you, yay! – you’re getting it soooo right. Well done!