Hot Apple Cock Pocket!
I just couldn’t let Pi Day go by without stirring up some pervy fun! Yes, I know this Pi without the ‘e’ is not technically a fruit-filled bakery treat, but that’s how it seems to go down in the real world. So here’s your sexy food play Pi Day assignment, and I don’t want to hear any excuses!
Like Warm Apple Pie
I’m sure you all remember that hilarious moment in American Pie where sploshing went mainstream with a brief penis-in-a-pie scene. Well, you are going to reenact that in my less messy and surprisingly convenient version. I want you to hit up the drive-thru at McDonald’s and treat yourself their 2 apple pies for $1 deal and immediately head somewhere private.
Getting It On With Your Hot Cock Pocket
Why those pies? Look at the shape – they’re a perfect cock pocket! Once the pies are no longer steaming hot, finger the pie to test the temperature and get the pie all turned on. Hey, it may be fruit, but it needs a little foreplay šĀ When it’s comfortably warm, slide your penis into that sticky, warm gooeyness and move those hips just enough to feel it ooze around you. Oh yeahhhhhā¦that’s just what your cock needs on a chilly day in mid-March, a little indulgence it a very warm, wet and messy fetish.
Now stroke it up and down slowly, feeling the warm apple goo slide over your balls as you get closer to adding your own cream to the hot mess between your legs. Bonus points for eating it when you’re done! Can’t manage that? Well, there’s still another pie in the bag for you to enjoy more conventionally, lol. Happy Pervy Pi Day!
Keep it sassy!
– Claire –
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Ms Claire this is the perfect assignment for all those dirty naughty food loving perverts! I love the idea that they will be getting their cocks all sticky and the cum eaters should love the added flavor. Although now I’m never going to be able to drive past McDonalds without laughing and thinking about all the pies that are going to be fucked thanks to this assignment.
Now you make it sound quite arousing…. The Golden Arches are calling!
CommentThankyou MISTRESS Claire what a wonderful assignment. Thankyou sincerly beta bottom bitch tedi
Now you’re baking! I have heart eyes already for you my dear Claire, you had me at pie! Celebrating Pi day with an apple pie sleeve wrapped around your cock, stroking for Miss Claire, mmm boys do not miss this opportunity!
Wow…great post. Over the years I have stuck my cock in a lot of things – melons, cantelooe, brisket, slice of pizza. Shop vac, couch cushions, shoes, warm jar of noodles,banana peel, lunch meat, bubble wrap, etc etc. But never a McDonalds hot apple pie. I am getting hard just thinking about. Can’t wait to slide my dick into one!!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I’m dying here Ms Claire! “… finger the pie to test the temperature and get the pie all turned on. Hey, it may be fruit, but it needs a little foreplay ????”
Foreplay for pie! Too funny! I’m gonna go back and read that again!
(I would eat it of course since I am a cum eater.)