I thoroughly enjoy calls where we roleplay Mistress and Maid (sissy-maid, domestic submissive, general servitude) – I *hate* housecleaning. The only downside is that it makes me yearn for the real thing! If there was a way for you to reach through the phone with a can of Pledge and dust rag, believe me, we’d have an appointment every two weeks and you’d be plenty busy! Alas, that technology hasn’t been developed yet, so I put on my thinking cap and came up with an interesting idea… And by “interesting”, I mean a little bit out-there and not for everyone. Read on though, it’s sure to make you think!

“Pay” Me To Clean My Own Home – DURING Phone Sex

Since you can’t clean for me, *I* clean during a call! In fact, having you on the line while the phone sex meter is running makes this idea double good. You can amuse and entertain me, which serves as a great distraction from the mundane tasks at hand. AND I’m “getting paid” by being in a session with you! It’s not like cleaning takes any brainpower, so you’d have something like 98% of my attention. Such a small sacrifice for your mistress to end up with dust-free ceiling fans, fresh laundry, shiny faucets!

Now here’s the deal – this is one thing you have to initiate. I will not assume it’s okay to give you less than 100% of my energy and focus, so if you want this to be part of our session, you need to say as much. I may even let you pick which of the things on my household to-do list I tackle while we’re playing! As for “paying”, there is nothing extra involved in this little idea, though a little Virtual Bouquet would never meet with disapproval 😉

Domestic Submission Is Not Just For French Maid Sissies

French Maid sissies generally want to provide a different kind of service than the kind performed with a feather duster…oral service, anal service, anything but maid service, really. But a sweet submissive sissy who wants to please her mistress enjoys doing thoughtful little domestic things like by making the bed, organizing the panty drawer, making a pitcher of iced tea, cleaning up the bathroom vanity. If you are this kind of subbie, then you might want to consider having me do such things on our call. I’d be more than happy to let you know what I’m doing as if you were doing it for me!

How To Approach The Prospect Of Phone Cleaning

I know in some ways this seems backwards – you call a mistress and let her know it’s okay to clean during your call. In an ideal world, I shouldn’t be doing any cleaning, but reality is that these things need to be done regardless. I’ve made a few attempts at finding a real-life houseboy, but all that did was supply me with an abundance of hilarious experiences that had little to no practical value. Hm, I feel another post brewing, lol.

There are a few different ways to go about initiating this:

• You can email me and let me know you read this post and would like to “contribute” towards my household hygiene.
• You can simply ask on a call if I need to change my sheets, scrub a sink, organize my damn shoes, etc and I’ll know what you mean. 
• Let me know if you’re “sponsoring” a single 5-minute task, or if I spend the whole call attacking my to-do list. 
• Join me! Do a similar task on your end right along with me for a few minutes!
• I’ll never do anything noisy like vacuum or wash dishes – our call is the focus, the cleaning is a mutual bonus!

The Endless Chore List

So, I’ve mentioned a number of housecleaning tasks already, but here’s a quick list of the usual culprits for you to choose from. If anything but the purse-cleaning looks unfamiliar to you, you should probably be doing it for yourself too, lol.

• Organize panties, bras, socks, nylons
• Dust up to 5 ceiling fans
• Change my bed sheets
• Clean the bathroom vanity counter & sinks
• Straighten up the dining table and kitchen counters
• Gather up and put away my shoes
• Clean out the slurry in the bottom of my purse
• Swiffer the bare floors
• Dust my beautiful mango wood bedroom furniture
• Wipe down the big bathroom & entry mirrors
• Wash my car windows