Once upon a time, I had a desperate, pain-in-the-ass guy friend try to persuade me suck his cock because he hadn’t had a blow job in months. I immediately showed him the door, and on his way out, he was like, “Wait! Wait! I had lots of pineapple and watermelon for breakfast! It should taste good!” … And that was the first time, but certainly not the last, that I heard that pineapple makes cum taste sweet.
But…does it? Does pineapple really make a difference? Well, not being a swallower or someone who goes around monitoring the fruit intake of her partners, I have no idea. So I propose a little assignment, a sort of game for all the cum-eaters out there who want to please me by satisfying my cum curiosity.
First, jerk off and eat it to establish a baseline. Score it from 1 to 10 where 1 is bitter and 10 is sweet. Then eat at least a quarter of a pineapple every day for 3 days without masturbating to orgasm. On that third day, stroke, blow your load, eat your cum, then give it a score. Feel free to mention the results in the comment section along with any other differences you notice in the flavor or consistency of your jizz.
Keep it sassy!
— Claire —
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Well you know me, I AM a swallower, and when I’m down on my knees in my beta bitch position I’ll do whatever the man wants, regardless of the flavor.
I don’t always taste anything if I’m deep throating and he shoots straight down, avoiding the tastebuds.
When the man shoots on my face and expects me to suck his cum out his cock I’ve noticed everything from bitter to very salty, but never sweet.
Why don’t you swallow, Mistress Claire? Is it because you consider it degrading?
Hi, JayMe…I’m simply not a fan of the taste, to put it mildly. As for degrading, I would never get anywhere close to sucking the cock of someone who made me feel like a cock/cum slave – those who earn my mouth are the appreciative type, not the entitled type.
Mistress Claire, Great post. I guess the next time i cleanup after my friends i will have to get them to eat pineapple so i can find out. So this is why sperm taste’s different.