I know you’re all familiar with the porn scenes involved a Hot Horny Housewife and the Handyman…mm, perhaps I assume too much since that’s vanilla porn. And if you’re reading this blog, you are not vanilla! Anyway, you get the idea – he asks what needs fixing, she comes up with something mundane, he has a look and then she’s naked. Well that’s not how it goes in my world. If someone is going to get naked, it’s going to get a CFNM (Clothed Female Naked Male) spin…
None of this Unimaginative Vanilla Porn:
“So you need me to nail a few things in the closet, right?” he asks with a veneer of professionalism.
“Sure…in the closet, in the shower, on the bed…” He turns around and there she is, naked and pouting.
BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW … Cue the mindless fucking with overly-anatomical close-ups and theatrical moaning.
More CFNM Femdom Like This:
“This garage is going to be a dirty job, but I’m up to it,” he assures me.
“Mm, dirty jobs should be done naked,” I reply. He strips hopefully. “Ah, now you’re almost up to it.” I wiggle my eyebrows.
He stands naked and expecting. “Go on, get started, I’ll check in from time to time,” I say, leaving the room. When I return, he’s kneeling in front of the hot water heater…”Well hey, you look good down there on your knees. I had a feeling you would.” I look down at his crotch. “Speaking of wood, I knew you’d be up to it.”
I take his dick in my hand, fondle it for a moment to distract him. Then I pull out a purple Sharpie and write my name on it, wink, and walk away.
Raise Your Dick Hand If You Just Twitched In Your Pants
One of the above appealed to you, I know it did. But I’m only interested in hearing from you if the purple Sharpie vignette caused that twitch. It’s no secret around here that I love when the balance of power is tipped in my favor, and your full exposure achieves that so easily. The funniest part is…your full exposure is so easily achieved *giggle*. I’ve noticed that no matter what the circumstances, whenever I suggest that a man take his clothes off, he’s fully naked before I’ve finished making the request. Oh boys. Maybe CFNM vulnerability, humiliation and even naked servitude are really what you’re all seeking, all the time. It’s a damn good thing there are women out there like me, right? We know what to do with a naked man caught off-guard — keep our clothes on and use him!
Oh HellOooooooooooo Ms C!!
what a hot little ditty you put in our heads! Love how you think, and I’m with you- Vanilla be damned! Let’s have some hot #CFNM fun!
Exactly! Who needs mindless fucking when you can fuck with his mind!
have toolbelt, will travel
There are so many ‘tool’ jokes in there, I’m overwhelmed 😉
Mistress Claire: Being a fan of the written word the purple Sharpie is the scenario that definitely piques my interest. To paraphrase the old adage “The Sharpie is Mightier Than the Short” if I were to be said handyman you would more likely have to write your initials! Now the humiliation really begins!
With a name like “little davey”, yes, you’d probably just get a little C on the tip. If you’re lucky.
Well, I’ll tell you Mistress Claire, it’s no accident that I leave my tape measure in the truck when I go on calls like this!☺️
Okay, I liked the purple sharpie — but you know me, I hate to give up my panties and stockings.
Miss Claire,
In ALL honesty, I DID get quite the twitch when I read “ Then I pull out a purple Sharpie and write my name on it, wink, and walk away.” I’ve never played with the CFNM fetish before, but I may have to. I have a few personality traits that would play very nicely into your hand. One of which is that I enjoy humiliation. Another of which is the fact that I’m gay. What better way to play than to adhere to your commands, naked for your amusement, without my annoying attempts to get in your pants with my less than average size appendage. Win. Win. We can explore this further, I hope.