I have a new favorite for CBT, my dear pain sluts – and no excuses, you all have at least one nearby. Because despite the popularity of the Kindle (hell, I have a Paperwhite AND a Fire!), every single one of us has a few actual, paper-and-ink books. In fact, the picture above is a collection of ones I’ve been lazy about finding a place for in my new house.

Oops, got distracted by fine literary objects *snicker*. Now back to the subject at hand. In the past few days, I’ve had not one but two BDSM phone sex callers use an innocent-looking book to beat their meat for me, and I loved it, so I just had to share it with you all…

What Kind of Book to Use on Your Worm

“Worm” is a popular term in the realm of small penis humiliation, at least when I’m the one doing it lol. But I personally think that most flaccid penises have a worm-like appearance regardless of what length it eventually grows to. So this isn’t really about SPH – unless you want to be 😉  Anyway, ahem, this part is more about the book than the worm. Ideally you’ve got a hardcover handy for this, but if not, a paperback about 1-2″ thick works well enough. You’re in a hotel and didn’t back a book, you say? Well those Gideons still get around, go check the nightstand for a bible. Not into a little blasphemy with your kink? Suck it up, buttercup – it’s just a means to an end here.

Having an IMPACT on Pain Sluts

The most obvious way to use a book for CBT is to use it as a paddle of sorts. Obviously the balls and the shaft make excellent targets, but I also like bopping the head in short, sharp whacks as well. I mean, why should that be spared? Just because it’s soooo sensitive? Sounds like a good reason to smash it extra hard with your wife’s old copy of Men Are From Mars – come on, pain slut, let’s get this started!

I’m Going To CRUSH On You!

I think this is my favorite way to use a book to destroy your manhood. Put your balls on the table or a hard chair or even the floor – you get the idea. Put the book on top of your balls, place both hands on the book and slowly lean your body weight onto it. I love how the book takes your weight and spreads it out evenly across your balls. Back off and lean in again, over and over. Need a moment to recover? Mm, not really, you just need to take that slutty erection of yours and lay that out for its turn at some book crushing agony before giving those balls a little more of what they really deserve.

So, a question for the pain sluts out there – what is the oddest “ordinary” thing you’ve ever used, or had someone else use, to torment your cock and balls with? Inquiring mistress minds want to know!