I’ve noticed a trend lately, both on phone sex calls and online ‘reports’ – boredom is inspiring some pervy adventures! And most of them seem to include sticking things up your own ass. Boys, boys, boys…you really don’t want to lose anything in there and require medical attention, especially these days. I generally don’t mind if you end up humiliating yourself, I really don’t!, but…not now, y’know? And why would choose to do that all by yourself when all it takes is a phone call to be my bend-over boyfriend, and I’ll introduce you to your own ass in a very special way?

Get The Right Equipment

Unless you want the whole phone sex experience to be a roleplay, which I’m totally fine with, it’s time to shop (JT’s Stockroom, Amazon – lots of online options!). I highly recommend getting a dildo – the realistic ones have balls on them that will keep it from getting sucked all the way in. Y’know, in case you’ve got a roomy ass that can’t get enough of that dildo stuff 😉  Don’t get a huge one; this is the one time you’ll hear me say that 6 inches is perfectly fine, lol. Of course you’ll need lube too – I don’t care if you use the official stuff or mayo from the fridge, just as long as it’s slippery. And keep a towel handy because if you do this right, you’ll have lube (or mayo!) in unexpected places.

Bend-Over Boyfriends Learn To Love Girl-Cock

Aw sweetie, I’m not going to ram it in your ass – you’re not that kind of butt slut! No, I’m going to kiss you, stroke you, spread you on your belly and kiss my way down your back. I’ll tease your ass crack with my fingertips while the other hand massages your balls, which are peeping our from under you. When I’ve got you squirming and breathing hard, you’ll turn so that your top half is still on the bed but your feet are on the floor. Yes, that’s it, I really meant it quite literally when I said I’d make you my bend-over boyfriend.

You hear me fiddle with the harness, clicking my girl-cock in place. And the next thing you feel is my hand massaging a generous dollop of lube up and down your crack. Oh, did my two fingers just slip in? How did that happen…see, your sweet ass is just begging for some action!

Now for the tip – just the tip, isn’t that what you boys always say? You feel it slide up and down, warm and hard and probing before it hones in on your sweet virgin pucker. Not that your pucker is acting all that shy – it’s winking at me with all that movement coming from your hips! Are you thrusting a little against the edge of the bed? You totally are! See, I told you this would be so much more fun than watching hard-and-nasty femdom porn with a carrot and some baby oil *giggle*.

Strap-on Phone Sex For The Win

Now that you know how I like to start a sexy bend-over boyfriend scenario, are you feeling tempted? You’ll love your first time strap-on fantasy with me, I know you will…we both know you will!